To Osaka
 
                Beez Neez now Chy Whella
                  Big Bear and Pepe Millard
                  
Wed  1 Nov 2017 23:37
                  
                | To Osaka       After breakfast, we packed and at ten 
o’clock said our ‘farewells’. We left possibly the most unique bed and breakfast 
we will ever stay in. Thank you Ryochi. Down the hill to the bus stop leaving 
behind a very special town full of character and charm. Sadly, the cable car 
hadn’t been fixed, so we had to endure the bus through all its wiggles and 
hair-pin bends to Hashimoto.   Typical 
scenery we have become fond and used to.    A chap coming 
in and a chap happily waiting.  We boarded the Koya Limited Express to Tennjachaya Station and changed to the Sakaisuji Metro getting off at 
Sakaisuji-Hommachi.   We popped out of the underground to 
see a bike park, somehow this got us giggling. A 
fifteen minute walk and I was a slather but after a quick shower was ready to 
hit Osaka as a tourist. But first..............   Funnier still was walking into our 
new digs. No way I can fall out of bed. Beds shuddered at 
the pillows, soon to be doubled as we asked for more. One had what best 
could be described as small, solid pipes in the bottom, the other beads that 
could support any large cuddly toy from falling if stuffed in its feet. Pillow 
fight – the first blow could induce a hefty concussion or simply the fatal and 
therefore final breath. Heavy doesn’t begin to cover it.  Bear’s legs 
against the bed, his bottom against the chair, (ooo and behind him is an 
air flow machine with an air con up on the wall – which blew hot air). He 
decided that two cases and two bodies his side of the bed wouldn’t work or 
happen for that matter. I parked my case against the closed door and we took it 
in turns to move.  Stepping up into the bathroom, sashay around the double toilet roll holder, 
thoughtfully placed on the left under the towel rail. Note to self, don’t get up 
in the night and not put the light on, it will feel like the triffids have got 
me and don’t sit down too quickly for fear of breaking knee caps.. Tap swing one 
way fills sink,pivot  the other way fills bath, which way did I always turn 
it.   NO HOT 
SEAT, Oh Lord, things just got serious as we swap places by me 
standing on the bed. First world problem dear.......AND 
LOOK, I have to turn the button from pink behind to blue behind, wonder what 
will happen if I forget. Maybe you’ll blow your balls into the next 
room. Not funny.  Bear perked up at his surprise, a 
visit to the Umeda Sky Building (behind his right 
shoulder).    They do do a good 
job with water features it has to be 
said.    And clearly a 
Mazda on the wall. Hope it doesn’t fall 
off, bout the same PSI as a whack from one of our pillows, methinks. 
Look, there are men under that Christmas tree. Mmmm.   Actually, I can see tool boxes and 
the platform is indeed being 
finished as we speak. Who would have thought that 
Halloween and Christmas would have been such big things here in Japan. 
Time to go to the Floating Garden at 173 
metres.  Believe it or not, we did fifty miles today and it took over five 
hours............. ALL IN ALL A TRULY LOVELY 
PLACE                      
FROM ISOLATED MOUNTAIN TOWN TO BIG 
CITY |