Bugs

Change the
words
There is a song that some / most will
recognise, I have changed the words to "Let's talk about bugs, baby. Let's talk
about bugs".
We share our email address and Jim
from Bees Knees (our techno advisor) told us our Trojan had come from Nigeria
and it robbed our email address. We can only apologise to those who were plagued
with emails, apparently from us with 'Fotos' a word we would NEVER use.
Since then a man on the beach in
Bequia told us to enter a fictitious email address into our contact list, with
the proviso, it had to be FIRST, hopefully that would confuse the hackers
as it would bounce back on them. I chose:
a angelic angel @ yahoo.
co.uk.
We bought SpyDoctor and added Rapport
(a free banking download) that protects your key strokes against those who put
sounds to PIN numbers etc and I can add sites that need us to put in passwords.
So for now we are bug
free...............................................
Once again we are so sorry to those
who got caught and pestered, it was out of our hands.
AT THE SAME
TIME.
I noticed tiny chaps appearing in our
bed, kitchen and bathroom. At first PANIC, "order the
fumigators".
Then I realised they appeared near
open windows, they are small enough to arrive on the wind and creep through our
mossie nets.
In Martinique, I went on line and
looked up the address of the Natural History Museum. Selotaped a few of my chaps
to a letter and off they went. The letter was addressed to 'A bug Expert',
Department of Entomology.
I didn't honestly hold my breath for
an answer, but in the time it took for both our mum's and my Pete and Rita to
receive postcards (the only people we send to, as writing postcards is just shy
of watching paint dry) we had our answer.
Ignorant of the fact we should have
sent a fee, we still got our answer, A HUGE THANK YOU. These are the things in
life that restore your faith in the human race.
We will donate as soon as we get to
the UK.
We got an informative email and told
to hold off the fumigators. Our chaps were quite harmless and friendly, they did
not fancy cockroach bait, appeared to besmirch sweet things and we never found
them in any foodstuffs. Our chaps seemed to
wander from their site of landing. Trot through the boat and really not do too
much. We found them all sorts of places. My initial fear was eggs, life-cycle
and infestation, this because Bear brought me a cup of tea in bed and I found
one wandering on top of the fully sealed biscuit box. ASAP cupboard emptied, no
further chaps found, panic over. As it happens these are not full Red Flour
Beetles and as all our food is sealed in good quality plastic - that is -
bug proof, they are not going to find much to eat.
Trust us to get something with the
word 'CONFUSED' in the title.
![]() Meet our new friends -
actual size about 4mm
Classification:
Identification:
Breeding: ![]() The Real Deal OR the pretender? - The Rust
Red Flour Chappy, we don't like his stubby aerials - ours
are much nicer looking.
ALL IN ALL WE WILL STICK WITH WHAT WE HAVE
GOT
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