New Bed
Beez Neez now Chy Whella
Big Bear and Pepe Millard
Tue 18 Oct 2011 22:46
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The New Mattress
Arrives
 Dennis arrived at five o'clock with our new, new
mattress. A leviathan from the deep to get aboard, the weight similar to a hefty
sized mule. The picture is just the foot end coming
indoors. I had a fit of the giggles; so Bear had to fight his way round to add
more 'pulling power'.
  Eventually the three of us got it down
into the kitchen. The pictures may look out of focus, but the little point and
shoot couldn't cope with the speed of Dennis and his hips
movements
 Safely in place and chance for Dennis to take a shot of 'the beast' in its new
home
 Try out time for all of
us
   Stand back and say
"WOW", admire the width and the depth
   Now
the top of our bed is a full thirty two inches from the floor, that means there
is only one way to get on, with a run and leap - a la
Fosbury Flop
 The
only way off is via a 'black run'
There is to be no passing of wind, impure
thoughts or nose picking. The bed is a huge
success and Bear has no more shoulder ache. The sheer weight and size of this
gargantuan addition to Beez Neez means I can no longer make it alone (must be a
comment in there somewhere) Bear has to help me fight the bedding
on. The new head supports (heavy enough to kill in a very minor pillow
fight) are still under test. I managed a few nights - then reunited myself with
my goose down in 100% cambric (third only my entire life). Bear has carried on
with his but has had to slip his old under-pillow back under the new
one and this seems to work a treat.
ALL IN ALL A MAMMOTH, HAPPY
TO WELCOME IT ABOARD
VERY COMFORTABLE
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