Debut
Beez Neez now Chy Whella
Big Bear and Pepe Millard
Wed 12 Dec 2012 23:57
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Synchro
Swimming
We had shared four bottles of fizz
and a couple of libations before the group decided it was time to take a dip in
the marina pool. “Let’s have a Synchronised Swimming Event.” Mmmmm
Big Bear began with a
solo
Then went for the duo
entries
The birthday girl was none too impressed so Lord Mac
tried to pull one out of the hat with a bar stool dive
As
the girls joined the boys for a team shot, the ladies
were taken aback by the coldness of the water. Lady Mac was heard to say “Oh, My
Conscience” – apparently a well known Scottish saying. The rest of us had never
heard the quote before and fell about in fits of giggles.
Next it was our turn. Is my bottom really that big ???
No arguing with the
photographic evidence is there.
See the warning signs,
Bear.
Paint Pepe’s face a scary shade of
puce
Have you ever seen a leviathan rise
up out of the water and deliver a well aimed slap ???
Bear has
Swim Bear, Swim.
Midst all the
hilarity........... we managed to pull off Position
One
Then it began to
fall apart
Lady Mac held us together.............
...........until we could achieve
Position Two
Position Three –
our grand finale
Lord Mac showed his shiny knob, but by then it was all over
for the boys
If only for pure effort – the Tri-Looney-Girls had it in the bag.
ALL IN ALL IT MAY BE A WHILE
BEFORE WE TAKE BOOKINGS
BUT YOU NEVER
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