Bits and Harry
Beez Neez now Chy Whella
Big Bear and Pepe Millard
Tue 28 Aug 2012 23:35
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Bits and In Support of Prince
Harry Bear’s boiled egg
‘events’ are fast becoming as popular as ‘One Careful Owner’ entries.
This week saw no lowering in standards.
This week saw ‘events’ on the backgammon
field. Rare and unique in fact. For the first time in my thirty six years
of playing I blocked out my opponent, Bear had two on the bar and all the rest
of his men in place...... Next up was Bear with all his men ‘home’ on the six
point........Then I had only one man to get off, which was on the bar. Quite
incredible.
I’m not to mention the ‘state’ of Beez – but needless to say if there was an
emergency, I would have to climb out of the bedroom window. Bear showing off his
mammoth, luncheon radish. He is doing a major overhaul of Beez engine. Yes, that
is his hand in shot. At the time he was laying down in the office, I heard
various ‘squirty’ noises and several words that rhymed with ‘bucket’ and ‘bar
steward’.
I have been cabbage patched behind
my laptop, doing several jobs. I’m sure Bear is
thinking up these jobs to keep me in the one position, out of the way and
suspiciously he keeps plying me with drink, usually two at a time. I am
forbidden to look in the sea berth toilet and the
office is now out of bounds. He promises me all will be
back to normal in two weeks..........See Beds fall about laughing at
this point. Don’t read any further on in this blog if you are on beta-blockers
or of a nervous disposition.
The King’s
Hussars added their support for Prince Harry................
.......and so did
many others, so when MOTH asked if Beez Neez would rise to the
challenge.........
........of course her captain ‘rose’. Her mistress, sadly, couldn’t find a
Sherman tank nearby to cover her bulk.
ALL IN ALL A ‘STIFF’ DRINK
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