Mothering Sunday

Beez Neez now Chy Whella
Big Bear and Pepe Millard
Sun 10 Mar 2013 23:27
Happy Mothers Day
 
 
 
 
 
Happy Mothers Day
 
Happy Mothers Day Mum and to the mums of our wonderful grandbabies, we hope you have a really lovely day.
 
 
Thank you all for my messages, texts and ecards. I had a lay in with an episode of Law and Order, a bowl of Frosties and despite the fact that it was Sunday - I leapt up defrosted, scrubbed and repacked the fridge. Pleased with myself and knowing it was boiled eggs for lunch I pressed on with a bit of general tidying. Clearly I should have quit whilst I was ahead. I moved my veg basket and saw an ant. Now as you all know ants and any creepy crawlies are not welcome aboard Beez Neez. I shook my onion back and saw another ant. I took my string bag with said onions to the sink and shook it again. More ants........... In the end I took each onion out as these were the only available source of said creatures. On close inspection I saw a steady stream of six legged, the queen and a couple with wings exit the TOP of a perfectly firm, normal looking onion.
 
 
BB PPJ and Ants 035
 
As a gambling woman, would I have placed a bet on finding an ant nest in an onion. No.
 
 
The sink was now awash of fleeing things, layers of onion skins stripped off the outside of each during the checking process, fingers where the juice was seeping into the sore bits from having cleaned all my brass the morning before and yellow stained fingernails. Time for a drink as Steve popped across to invite us to sundown on Scott-Free. Boys with beer in hand heard me grumbling as I knocked the bin over sending pineapple peel and wet onion skins went all over the kitchen floor and because the bin had rolled – spun a load over the lounge floor. This was turning into the need for a few choice swear words and a stiff drink. Mess cleared up Beez now smelt like a pickle factory. Bear quietly moved in to do me Aunt Et for lunch.
 
 
BB Eggs and Bits 001
 
It just goes to prove my membership to the Egg Gang was a one time only event. Today Bear served me perfection – his were classics.
 
 
BB Eggs and Bits 004
 
Today being the day for novel and unusual goings on, one of his eggs just fell apart.
 
 
To add insult to all my injuries, the captain had the temerity to beat me twice at backgammon, we were told the clock had gone forward an hour and I was very pleased to wend my way over to Scott-Free, Chris and Steve, joined by Rod and Mary (Sheer Tenacity) for some adult conversation and a few laughs. Maybe next time I get the urge to leap up and get busy, when I actually had the perfect excuse to take a lazy day, I will put my forehead to a cool surface until said urge passes me by.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ALL IN ALL QUITE A DAY
                     NOT A PLEASED BUNNY
 
DON’T THINK ABOUT ADDING YOUR PENNETH WORTH
Wouldn’t dream of it my little cherub
See Pepe show her teeth and emit a menacing growl
Have you ever seen a salt pot aimed with so much accuracy and venom
Bear has
Run Bear, Run
 
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