Are people who use two anchors known as twanchors?

 I don't know but yesterday it seemed to me that Trouters had dragged slightly. I wasn't too certain because of the strange currents in the river and opinion in the anchorage was divided.  I attempted to re-anchor but two things seemed apparent. Firstly the bloody anchor windlass had a strop on and refused to play and secondly both anchors manfully, or should that be anchorfully, resisted all attempts to raise them from the river bed. Aha, well dug in I thought  so 'it' must be OK. Well, I am a twanchor after all. It was approaching 1700 and light was fading so I thought I'd enlist a willing victim and re-anchor this morning. A prophetic thought as it turned out.

I had a drink on another boat and returning at 2000 it was clear that Trouters had moved. I watched for a bit and it appeared that all was well. Appearances as we all know can be deceptive. About 0500 this morning I was having a pleasant dream (NO Andy, not THAT sort of dream). I was sailing over an azure-blue sea, the sun was shining, the wind was almost dead aft, the boat wasn't leaking and I had twin headsails boomed out and the movement of the boat was very pleasant. Movement of the boat??? I realised at the time that this was a dream due to the boomed-out twin headsails and no leaks but it was rudely ended by a THUMP, followed by a loud whistle. Pausing only to put on a pair of shorts I arrived on deck.