At Anchor, at last
'Sarf & West mate, Sarf & West'
Pete Bernfeld
Wed 18 Jun 2008 20:29
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43.13.233N 008.59.983W
Laxe
Voyage report of Troutbridge to the
Admiralty, Whitehall:
Theres a very unpleasant swell to the west of old
Carbello,
There's a reef with teeth inshore, or so they
say
It's five miles to the next waypoint but the wind,
now there's a moot point,
This is the finest motor cat in all the
land.
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We left from old Coruna, bound for one place or
annuva
with full main set and coffee close at
hand,
although the boat is willing the wind direction's
not real thrilling
This is the finest motor cat in all the
land
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After many miles of yearning at the waypont we are
turning
our destination soon may be at hand
The boat is is still real willing but I still can't
save a shilling
She's the finest motor cat in all the
land!
pp Povey
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Memo to the Guernsey milk marketing
board:
'Dear Sir,
I write wishing to express my outrage at the
quality of your product. On the 8th of this month I purchased a litre of your
allegedly finest milk and wasa horrified to discover today [a mere 10 days
later] that the milk curdled in my tea. I cannot imagine what you are feeding
your cows on to cause this failure. My solicitor will be contacting you shortly
to discuss compensation for the trauma caused,
Yours etc,
Outraged of Laxe
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