How to sex your coconut

VulcanSpirit
Richard & Alison Brunstrom
Tue 14 Aug 2012 21:17
I bet you didn't know how important this is, especially if you own a hotel.
 
The thing is, coconut trees come in two varieties, male & female. Only the female trees bear nuts and therefore you need to grow both types to ensure the flowers are pollinated. But the female trees are really dangerous - a coconut falling on your head can be lethal, as a lady in the Marquesas found out earlier this year.
 
So if you own a hotel it's really important that you plant male trees for decoration in order to avoid your dead guests' estates suing you out of business. And here's how to do it:
 
The female tree germinate from the end of the coconut, through one of the three 'holes':
 
 
The male tree germinate vertically through the upper side of the nut, not through the end:
 
 
Simple!