Leaving Georgetown

Wildfox
Anthony Swanston
Thu 6 Oct 2016 02:35

Well, I got all of my medical stuff done.  The cardiologist confirmed that I had a heart by showing it to me on her ultrasound machine and then sent me for a CT scan to prove there was nothing wrong. I was just getting older.


Next to the colorectal surgeon who sticks 1.9 metres of tube up my nether regions.  The detail and the vivid technicolour are incredible.  So good he gives me a DVD of the whole thing.  That means that I can watch endless action replays of a polyp being removed and cauterized.  What entertainment.  But the pretreatment process is less than entertainment!  The surgeon (whose degree was from UCD) said there was nothing wrong.  I was just getting older.  Wild Fox was jealous so I had to get a diver to get her bottom done too.


Then my eyes.  All sorts of tests and fancy coloured print outs.  Nothing wrong he said.  It was just that I was getting older. 


So that is three very cheeky medical professionals fired.

Off back to Langkawi as the wind might be favourable for a couple of days.  So no more luxury supermarkets (there is even an M&S here) but Langkawi is duty free so there are consolations.


The thyme in my herb garden was not doing very well.  I screamed loudly at it to perform better.  It was so frightened by Captain Anthony that next morning it had converted itself into a healthy parsley plant!


It is very hot at night so I laid out all of my bedding to air and went for lunch.  Inside the restaurant I did not even notice the rain come on.  Such is the south west monsoon…

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