Out and About - Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

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Don and Anne Myers
Mon 15 Mar 2010 02:25
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While Don lounged around Sue and John's airy apartment dozing and reading in equal parts as his healing ankle sat on top of a teetering stack of designer cushions, I was out and about with Sue traveling in and around Melbourne.
 
First, there was the book club.  Topic of conversation: The Elegance of the Hedgehog by Muriel Barbery .  General consensus of the group with one exception:  too much philosophizing and not enough believability.  This from a group of eight women, ranging in age from 40 to 75ish, most of whom were teachers at some point along the way, and all of whom were not shy about expressing their opinions.  Opinions were expressed often and loudly, usually before the book club member currently expressing her opinion was finished.  Really, it was no different than any other get together involving eight women and several bottles of wine - it's just that the words spoken had an Aussie bent to them (as did the pronunciation), and the topic of conversation on occasion, did swing back to The Elegance of the Hedgehog .  Most of the time, however, the topic of conversation involved politics, travel, other books, movies, plays and toward the end when the amount of wine in the bottles had diminished significantly, good jokes.  These were generally told by one of the older members of the club; a very polite, smartly dressed retired teacher with bright white hair and cutting edge wit.  She wasn't afraid to whip out the f-word or ridicule a major religion if the joke in question called for it.  For example...A very devout Catholic priest prayed throughout his lifetime that when he died, he would have the opportunity to meet the Virgin Mary in heaven.  It so happened that he did die and he did have the opportunity to meet the Virgin Mary in heaven.  "Mother Mary!" he cried, "I've always wanted to ask you why you look so sad in all the beautiful paintings.  You are always holding the Baby Jesus lovingly, but your eyes are always downcast and full of sorrow.  Why is that?  Why were you so sad?"  The Virgin Mary looked upon the priest and decided to answer his question honestly, "I was hoping for a girl."
 
Second, there was the aquatic aerobics class.  There I was in a sea (well ok, a pool) of about forty older women, all clad in conservative, black, Speedo-type one-piece swimming togs, and me in my fuchsia-colored bikini.  Needless to say, I stayed low in the water with only my head sticking out so no one could see me trying to keep my bikini on while cavorting through all the required aquatic aerobics moves.  I survived and have since purchased a more conservative black one-piece swimming costume for use in future water-related emergencies.
 
Third, there was the trolley ride through Melbourne to the trendy old Victorian home district where Sue's extremely hip, yet surprisingly restrained (meaning not flamboyant, not that there's anything wrong with that!) gay hairdresser works.  One-hundred dollars and a new spikier hairdo later, we were transformed from boat-people into proper Australian city-dwellers.  $100 for a haircut is a new record for me.  As I paid my bill, I thought fondly of Reggie, the transvestite Polynesian hairdresser in Savu Savu, Fiji who charged only $12 for his services.
 
In our Melbourne travels, we saw many neighborhoods and individual buildings of the Victorian architecture style - all so graceful with loads of "iron lace" railings on balconies and gingerbread under the eaves.  The iron lace balconies look like those in the French Quarter of New Orleans (although I didn't see any sleazy bars or giant blue drinks in plastic to-go cups in Melbourne).  In general, there are no really old buildings in Australia, the country is simply too young.  Australia wasn't "discovered" until 1770 when Captain Cook arrived on the east coast.  The first British settlers followed in 1788 - consisting mainly of convicts and their military masters.  It wasn't until later in the 1800's that Australia really got going and cities were built.  Of course the Aboriginals wouldn't feel that way about it since they have been here for thousands and thousands of years, but right or wrong, when discussing the development of a nation, it's usually the arrival and subsequent invasion of the Europeans that defines the timeline.
 
More fun facts about Australia...
We finally realized just how large Australia is after scrutinizing the charts and planning our sail from Brisbane on the east coast around to Darwin on the north coast.  It doesn't look it on the Mercator projection world map, but in terms of land mass, Australia is the sixth largest country in the world with 7.7 million square kilometers.  In case you were wondering, Russia is the largest country, followed by Canada, the US (9.6 million sq km), China and Brazil.  Australia is a huge country, but in terms of population, it's relatively tiny.  Only about 21 million people live here versus about 305 million in the US.  That means the population density in Australia is miniscule at  2.7 people per sq km versus 31.7 for the US.  Because the interior (outback) of Australia is mostly desert, the people generally live on or very near the coast, with the highest population density in the southeast between Melbourne and Brisbane.  In July, when we finish our land and sailing tour of Australia, we will have only seen the coastal areas from the south (just west of Melbourne), around the east and as far north as Darwin.  We will have seen nothing of the interior or the entire northwest, west and southwest coast.  Maybe we'll see more the next time around.  Anyway, sorry for the lecture on Australian geography, population density and distribution, but we were surprised by the vast nature of this place and thought you might be too.
 
Back to Melbourne...
The city is said to be the cultural capital of Australia and has a laid back and intellectual feel about it.  Most of the buildings aren't in-your-face flashy, but instead have more of an understated elegance.  The abundance of Victorian architecture certainly adds to this.  The city is a huge melting pot of neighborhoods occupied by the Vietnamese, Chinese, Greeks, Indians, Spanish...you name the nationality or culture and Melbourne will show you a neighborhood stuffed with the people, shops and food associated with it.  Underneath it all though, is a strong British foundation.  We've been surprised at the English traditions, manners and expressions that persist here.  However, we are happy to report that the Australians, and Melbourne people in particular, have broken with British food tradition and instead offer some of the best food in the world.  We've done our best to sample most of it.
 
You won't be surprised to hear that squeezed in with the ankle recuperation, book club, aqua aerobics, high flying haircuts and general touring about, there was a bit of partying going on in Sue and John's apartment.  Not the least of which was a reunion with an Irish couple from one of the World ARC rally boats, Blueflyer.  Hugh and Val sailed their boat Blueflyer from Ireland to Australia in 2008.  We met them in January of 2008 in St. Lucia when we both joined the World ARC Rally.  We last saw them in Fiji in July of 2008, but had heard through the boater grapevine that they had successfully sailed Blueflyer to the Australian east coast, and then on to Melbourne in the south.  Hugh and Val have a daughter living near Melbourne, and upon retirement in Ireland, decided to move to Australia.  Sailing Blueflyer here was part of their retirement plan and they are now safely ensconced in their newly built home outside of Melbourne with Blueflyer close at hand. It was great to see Hugh and Val again and reminisce about all the crazy people and times we had in the World ARC.
 
We also saw Heather again, one of Sue and John's friends we met last season during her stay on Storyteller in Fiji and Vanuatu.  We also met and had dinner with Sue's daughter Brigid and husband Pete, as well as Sue and John's friend Min and beau John (more about Min and beau John later as theirs was one of the homes we stayed in during our land tour). 
 
Picture 1 - The Melbourne train station.
Picture 2 - An example of the very funky architecture of Federation Square in downtown Melbourne (definitely not Victorian-era).
Picture 3 - Downtown Melbourne as seen from the Princes Bridge over the Yarra River.
 
Anne

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