The Langkawi Scavenger Hunt - Telaga Harbour, Langkawi, Kedah State, Malaysia

Harmonie
Don and Anne Myers
Wed 9 Feb 2011 14:43
06:22.034S  99:41.096E
 
Oh the joy of provisioning the boat in a foreign country with unfamiliar products, unfamiliar currency, scary rental cars, incomprehensible parking rules, and bits and pieces of what's needed scattered over ten stores in three towns connected by roads requiring one to drive on the wrong side, with motorcycles and scooters zooming at you from all directions.  The whole thing made us a little teary-eyed over thoughts of Wal-mart.
 
After dabbing our eyes, we got down to business.  We allotted ourselves one day to get the provisioning done once the boat was moved from point A (Rebak Marina on tiny Rebak Island) to point B (Telaga Harbour Marina on large Langkawi Island).  Just one day to rent a car and dash around the island to collect stuff, leaving enough time to stop off at the customs, harbour master and immigration offices in the Langkawi town of Kuah to check out of Malaysia.  Doesn't sound like much, but in this land of slow moving bureaucracy, long lunch hours, and tiny Chinese and Malaysian shops with a strange aversion to proper signage - all located in obscure spots around the island - we were worried about the time.
 
So, here we go...
 
Move the boat from point A to point B.
On January 21, a short week after arriving back in Malaysia from snowy Syracuse, we left Rebak Marina and puttered the quick five miles to Telaga Harbour Marina on the west coast of Langkawi Island.  We made this move because provisioning the boat at Rebak requires several extra steps - loading everything onto the small Rebak Island Resort ferry, and then unloading it at the other end.  Not so terrible, but add to that the embarrassment of loading and unloading cases of wine and beer in front of slightly scandalized and very Muslim resort guests (more than a few completely covered in burkas), and well, we decided it was easier to move the boat to a more convenient location.
 
This is the very lovely, and nearly brand-new (rebuilt after it was flattened in the 2004 tsunami) Telaga Harbour Marina.
 
 
Rent a car.
We don't exactly know why, but every time we rent a car on the island of Langkawi, it ends up being the personal property of one of the women working in the marina office.  This time, we were handed the keys to this little number.  It's not exactly what we would have chosen for a day of provisioning given the shortage of storage space, but hey, it was only about $18 for the day plus $5 for gas, and it required positively no paperwork.  We love rental cars with no paperwork - not even a license viewing was necessary.  After Don squeezed himself behind the 3/4-size wheel, and I moved the still-wet toothbrush and tube of toothpaste off the passenger seat, covered the wet splotch with a bag and shoved the kids flip-flops and ladies shoes out of the way, we were off.
 
 
Stop 1 - PL Soon Huat Supermarket.
Rumored to carry some imported goods not found elsewhere, we decided this was the best place to start.  Four cases of beer, a case of tonic, a case of water, seven packages of tortillas, several bags of frozen shrimp, New Zealand hamburger and a prized two kilo block of New Zealand cheddar cheese later, and we decided we'd better zoom back to the marina to drop the stuff off since the car was pretty much full and the frozen meat was melting in the 95F heat.  Not a bad haul for our first stop, especially considering the general lack of organization and mounds of clutter Don had to negotiate the shopping cart around.  After paying with cash (no credit cards accepted), we mashed everything into our go-kart car and zoomed back to the marina (as much as you can zoom in a go-kart car, driving on the wrong side of the road through small towns and on narrow curvy roads through mountain foothills).
 
Stop 2 - Clear out of Malaysia
After dumping the stuff purchased so far on the boat, we decided it was probably best if we drove straight to Kuah to clear out of the country before the bureaucrats decided it was time for lunch.  Lucky for us, we made it with ten minutes to spare, and cleared customs, the harbour master and immigration with no trouble.
 
Stop 3 - Billion Duty Free
While Don hovered outside with the car because the parking rules at this particular 'mall' (a collection of stores arranged in some semblance of mall-ishness) are incomprehensible, I scurried in, in search of cheap booze.  I found it.  There are definitely advantages to keeping the boat in a duty-free place like Langkawi where the good vodka is $10/liter.
 
Stop 4 - Billion Duty Free Supermarket
Same 'mall' as above.  I scurried in, this time after fruit juice, cereal, paper and cleaning products.  Done.
 
 
Stop 5 - Pastry Pro
Ahhhhh....things started getting really interesting.  This little gem of a 'store' (really a mini warehouse) houses everything you might want to buy for the purpose of baking.  From the outside, the place looks like a small office with desks and filing cabinets filling the window.  Once inside, we were whisked to the back where all the impossible to find baking ingredients are stacked on metal shelves in a cooled walk-in storage room.  It felt like we were doing a drug deal back there instead of our much more innocent purchase (cash only, please) of walnuts, chocolate chips and dried apricots in bulk.  They had everything except plain flour.  Go figure. 
 
 
Stop 6 - PL Soon Huat Warehouse
More commonly (and lovingly) known to boaters as, "The Warehouse".  Presumably owned by the same Chinese family that runs the PL Soon Huat Supermarket and several other Langkawi-based PL Soon Huat retail outlets, The Warehouse is exactly that - a warehouse.  It services all the PL Soon Huat stores, but with the added benefit of selling wine and spirits direct to consumers like us at warehouse prices.  Above is a picture of the general warehouse and the check out counter where I was paying our wine bill (cash only, please).  The wine is kept in a super-secret, semi-cooled room off to the side.  The path to the wine room winds around stacks of booze and lower-priced wine, and ends at a huge sliding steel door.  Roll the door back and turn on the lights, and pow! you are faced with floor-to-ceiling stacks of wine cases assembled in no apparent order.  Wow.  We knew what to expect this time around since we had done a recognizance run the week before, but it was still overwhelming.  Wines are in mis-matched boxes, prices are not marked, and a French white is stacked next to a Chilean red - or sometimes in the same box.  Enter the Chinese wine lady.  She generally keeps all the wine prices and locations in her head (although she did refer to the computer when it came time to pay the bill), and is a general fount of knowledge when it comes to wine and what we might like.  Not so different from the Penang Tea Girl, we thought.  She asked what we liked and how much we wanted to spend and proceeded to make recommendations, which allowed us to pick out four mixed cases of wine in record time.  Being careful to charge us no more than what we specified as our top limit per bottle, almost every wine was a, "special price" accompanied by "I give you a discount, hey?" (she had definitely spent a lot of time in Australia, based on the accent).  Yup, The Warehouse - definitely high on our list of scavenger hunt stops.
 
 
Stop 7 - McPhee's
Or McThieves as some boaters call it - but when they have what you desperately want, the price becomes almost irrelevant.  Another tiny office-front shop like Pastry Pro, McPhee's is run by a Muslim Malay family who imports very, very hard to find produce, frozen meats, berries, cheeses and other processed foods from Australia.  As you can see in the picture above, their stock is slim, but precious.  On the shelves are crackers, good pasta, olive oil, yogurt mix; in the walk-in fridge, avocados, lettuces and twenty varieties of cheese; and in the three chest freezers, berries and meat.
 
We chose 15 packages of yogurt mix, a kilo of frozen raspberries and what chicken they had (a few packages of thighs and drumsticks).  While we paid (cash only, please), the store clerk asked where we were going, when we would be back, and then surprised us by saying, "I wish I could travel the world like you do!  Instead, I am stuck here!".  Surprising, because most of the Muslim women we interact with are quiet, appear timid and not outspoken at all.  We're not sure whether this is a cultural thing or an inter-cultural thing (meaning they don't say much to foreigners).  I'm sure we'll see the McPhee's girl again during our next Langkawi Scavenger Hunt in preparation for Season Five in the fall.
 
 
Stop 8 - Lucky Frozen
As opposed to Unlucky Frozen?  Not sure.  Anyway, this is the place for frozen Australian beef.  Another office-front shop with one small freezer and a back room.  We ordered and received eight frozen sirloin steaks and after paying (cash only, please) at the desk, we were on our way - Scavenger Hunt complete.
 
 
Unloading the go-kart car back at the marina.
 
 
Eight stops and eight hours later, we returned the go-kart to its rightful owner and spent the next several hours stowing everything in its rightful place on board.  We sank a bit on the waterline, but nothing like we were when we left Darwin last year stuffed to the gills.  After all, we are only going 150ish miles to Thailand and back this season, and you can buy just about anything in Thailand....just not at Malaysian duty-free scavenger hunt prices.
 
Next up - off to Thailand.
Anne