The Weekly Rant

Zepher
Chris & Lyn Darch
Tue 13 Apr 2010 20:19
Hi Folks,
 
Hope you all had a great Easter break up in the Northern Hem ....
I guess the media are having a field day with your up and coming election ! or should it be exicution ..
the news down under is that basicly most british MP's have there snouts so far into the trough that
nobody will trust them as far as they can throw them, so I guess thats why Gordon and Dave are diching
120 plus of them, which included our old fine upstanding Gosport MP Mr Viggers, its amazing that everybody new he was a bit dodgy( aledgedly) in the local comunity on account of his very nice garden
in Lee on Solent, it particularly gauled me that the ponse was spending my tax pounds on that one to the tune of 30 grand a year, anyway Im sure there all laughing and relived that they havnt had to pay a bean back, it amazed me that when all this broke in the UK it soon rattled allr the way down here PDQ, the witch hunt down at the Beehive ( NZ Parliment) was pretty quick, basicly because there wernt so many stones to look under , they were all outed and made to pay every penny back, and resign,, didnt see that one happening back in blighty , the smug gits skulked off to there gentlemans clubs on the Strand and had another pimms whilst the trolls took the hit in there wallets ....
Anyway thats enough on that one, I seems that from down here everyone up North in England is growing little black mostaches, wearing black shirts and shouting Hail "Whatever" thats the external perception anyway and that the far right are about to kick Gorden and Dave in the neather regions, must be worrying
having to change the Rangy for a Panza tank what !
Menwhile down here our leader Mr Keys is snuggling up to the Yanks,with China flexing it industrial muscel both militeraly and economicly were hedging or bets on both  sides shuttling between the two like little yo yo's and trying to tie up milk and dairy deals.
The Ozzies are a bit pissed at us as we took them to the world Trade Org ang got the Apple ban overturned, it only took nintey years, the bugger are very protective and dont let any thing in that pisses off the farming lobby, the numpties whilst having barely enough water to sustain 10 million people  are draining there rivers at an alarming rate, mind you there sitting on a pile of untapped mineral wealth so at least they have something to pay for it ! I bet  Gorden wished he had his hands on that little pile at the moment and the forebarers hadnt given it away to a bunch of Ex- crims from the 18th century ...
 We have shit loads of the H2O stuff and dont know what to do with it .. perhaps water tankers are the way to go along with the milk ones ....
 
 Meanwhile the Greenies are doing there nut at the moment about ,Windfarms, Damming rivers, tidal and coal power stations, we need to generate more power as the population grows ... dont they realize that nuclear is the greenest thing going, that went down like a lead fart at a recent "cake and arse party" we attended however it is being discussed in the media as an option, but i dont think so as the costs would be too much on our economy, we dont have the mass of population to stum up the cash ....
 
Being a bit of an anorak , and given the current media storm over road deaths I did a bit of resurch, did you know that per milion of population the UK has 39 deaths whilst here its a shocking 70 ! a bit of a sobering thought , but when you let kids drive around at sixteen in 300 hp Subaru impretza's with no insurance and minimum training what do we expect !
 
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