The Weekly Rant
Zepher
Chris & Lyn Darch
Tue 13 Apr 2010 20:19
Hi Folks,
Hope you all had a great Easter break up in the
Northern Hem ....
I guess the media are having a field day with your
up and coming election ! or should it be exicution ..
the news down under is that basicly most british
MP's have there snouts so far into the trough that
nobody will trust them as far as they can throw
them, so I guess thats why Gordon and Dave are diching
120 plus of them, which included our old fine
upstanding Gosport MP Mr Viggers, its amazing that everybody new he was a bit
dodgy( aledgedly) in the local comunity on account of his very nice
garden
in Lee on Solent, it particularly gauled me that
the ponse was spending my tax pounds on that one to the tune of 30 grand a year,
anyway Im sure there all laughing and relived that they havnt had to pay a bean
back, it amazed me that when all this broke in the UK it soon rattled allr the
way down here PDQ, the witch hunt down at the Beehive ( NZ Parliment) was pretty
quick, basicly because there wernt so many stones to look under , they were all
outed and made to pay every penny back, and resign,, didnt see that one
happening back in blighty , the smug gits skulked off to there gentlemans clubs
on the Strand and had another pimms whilst the trolls took the hit in there
wallets ....
Anyway thats enough on that one, I seems that from
down here everyone up North in England is growing little black mostaches,
wearing black shirts and shouting Hail "Whatever" thats the external perception
anyway and that the far right are about to kick Gorden and Dave in the neather
regions, must be worrying
having to change the Rangy for a Panza tank what
!
Menwhile down here our leader Mr Keys is snuggling
up to the Yanks,with China flexing it industrial muscel both militeraly and
economicly were hedging or bets on both sides shuttling between the
two like little yo yo's and trying to tie up milk and dairy deals.
The Ozzies are a bit pissed at us as we took them
to the world Trade Org ang got the Apple ban overturned, it only took nintey
years, the bugger are very protective and dont let any thing in that pisses off
the farming lobby, the numpties whilst having barely enough water to sustain 10
million people are draining there rivers at an alarming rate, mind you
there sitting on a pile of untapped mineral wealth so at least they have
something to pay for it ! I bet Gorden wished he had his hands on that
little pile at the moment and the forebarers hadnt given it away to a bunch of
Ex- crims from the 18th century ...
We have shit loads of the H2O stuff and dont
know what to do with it .. perhaps water tankers are the way to go along with
the milk ones ....
Meanwhile the Greenies are doing there nut at
the moment about ,Windfarms, Damming rivers, tidal and coal power stations, we
need to generate more power as the population grows ... dont they realize that
nuclear is the greenest thing going, that went down like a lead fart at a recent
"cake and arse party" we attended however it is
being discussed in the media as an option, but i dont think so as the costs
would be too much on our economy, we dont have the mass of population to stum up
the cash ....
Being a bit of an anorak , and given the current
media storm over road deaths I did a bit of resurch, did you know that per
milion of population the UK has 39 deaths whilst here its a shocking 70 ! a bit
of a sobering thought , but when you let kids drive around at sixteen in 300 hp
Subaru impretza's with no insurance and minimum training what do we expect
!
The Ranting Noah in Welly wood
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