Blogamas Day

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Chris & Lyn Darch
Wed 24 Dec 2008 22:10
Message to cyberspace,
 
As I view the vista of grub being prepared I think of the lone Brussels sprouts sitting in a pan all on there own, not mixed with other veg but on there own,according to one of my crimbo pressys sent all the way form London "The Sprout book" which I avidly read as soon as I popped open the wrapper
" Sprouts aren't just for Christmas " ...Last night was spent prepping the traps for Santa, laced his sherry with paracitamol , thirteen in number , just to make sure we go him trapped in the loft hatch, and guess what we caught the fat bastard , he had nicked Gail's leather boots as well .. Devyn after sussing out that it wasn't Santa really trapped in the hatch went to wake his mum at five am ... then is was a flurry of paper the tsunami of wrapping paper engulfed whole room, even "Nanny " Lyn aka Cptn Fluffy was up and about though no orders were issued !
Pop went the Lindauer , a Kiwi classic , champers at 2:50 gbp per bottle, that plus the shocker at the petrol pumps of 35p a litre makes this a perfect
crimbo/motorhead junkies Christmas ..... all this is to much ...but half of us is here and the other half is in the UK, wish some cleaver sod would invent the teleporter as you could do both, so all those in uk were crimbo day is still a few hrs away would have a shock when we pitched up ! ...
Hope our trusty steed is all well in the Bay of Islands ...
 
All the best for the Crimbo days gluttony and debauchery
 
A plumb Veg and A Carrot like Fluffy