Well we have nearly reached the half way stage of
our crossing and all is well onboard , the cloud of doubt remains over the
guilty party , we have had one reply from my sister so far which was that stool
samples should have been taken 24hr after to prove who ate the Snicker but as we
all have loose bowel syndrome the evidence was gone by the time we had received
this idea .
I had a thought about planting evidence when
the master chef threw a wobbler in the galley throwing out allegedly out of date
food , sausages at that too the spicy ones , Rob and myself complained bitterly
but the lady was not for turning ! it was just like Thatcher's cabinet meeting
we got handbaged , once chef had left the cockpit we had bad thoughts about
using the sausages laced with nuts as prima facia evidence to plant in the fwd /
aft loo as evidence to be used but thought the girls would have been most dis
chuffed at the event , Rob and myself weren't quite sure as we were still
winging about the loss of spicy sausages whatever the date , it an ex forces
thing as we ate out of tins from the sixties and survived .
I was awoken by cries of its a big one from chef of
the day Mrs "T"
get the gaff she cried , its a big one , on
arriving in a semi comatose state on deck Lyn was writhing around with the line
on which was attached a rather large Dorado , yes Darklord they do grow to a
metre long , fortunately or unfortunately it got off the hook when I was
attempting to gaff it on the back rail , good job there's no room
in fridge .
Rob as chef yesterday was complaining of being
tossed in the galley, the girls giggled but it bough back memories of a certain
Comms officer " tossed in the Shower" on the Atlantic crossing , on complaining
to Capt. Fluffy whilst holding what remained of the shower curtain in his hand
was told that he should be so lucky lucky lucky !
it seemed quite funny later when we were informed
by my sister exactly what a fluffer was , I leave it all to your vivid
Anyway we are all looking forward to your
ruminations on the Snicker nicker ..
The tossed crew midd pacific "lightly