We are taught that with a burn say from spilling a hot cup of T over you that 15mins in water is prescribed to remove the burn. So when Joe did just that, and spilled his T on his stomach, we first lay him down, with a damp cloth, but this seemed not quite adequate, so the next best things as we were stationary, was to throw him in the sea for 15 mins, so that is exactly what we did.

Now we are noticing a pattern, when Joe goes sailing with Alison and Richard he gets injured, as earlier this year he went cycling with them and was run down.

Poor Joe