Minster's Meltdown

Quest
Jack and Hannah Ormerod and Lucia, Delphine & Fin
Sun 22 Jan 2017 16:13
Can a haircut induce a meltdown? Certainly Fin can see now without her hair in her eyes.. perhaps that's enough to bring a meltdown on, especially looking at all of us… Here are some of the strange things Fin’s been doing since her haircut:

1. Sitting on the saloon table in the middle of the night. Just sitting there. Staring. 

2. Jumping ship in the marina. We found her on the neighbour’s boat twice (ok, not such a surprise) and once leaving, yes leaving the pontoon. She was headed out. The neighbours on Afternoon Delight happened to be walking in and escorted her home. Fin? She didn’t even look sorry.  

3. Trying to eat a chihuahua. We to the beach at Key Point. There was a couple already there with their chihuahua, Rocco. Now, Fin is usually fine with other dogs. She doesn’t like it if they growl but Rocco wasn’t too bad. He calmed down after a couple of minutes and they even played together. Until Fin pounced on him. We had to pull her off by her tail. Luckily no bleeding; just a scuffed-up neck and one scared-looking chihuahua. The owners high-tailed it; a super-yacht owner and his girlfriend. Who tells you their full name on a beach when introducing themselves? Perhaps we all should try this… ‘I’m Mark Watson, Freya Dimbabble, Homer Recon.’ His girlfriend had the great American laugh and guffawed away until Fin jumped on her dog. Then she stood still with shock. I liked her. ‘You really think she was his girlfriend?’ Jack said as we waved sheepishly at their dinghy. Ok, her boobs were the roundest shapes I ever saw and her lips were inflated to an inch of their cellular lives. She looked in pain to me, especially when she popped out a transparent brace on her teeth. 'That’s how he introduced her,’ I maintained. Jack shook his head at me. ‘Yeah and she replied, “So now I’m your girlfriend?”’ Oh. Right. Sorry, Rocco. Let’s hope Fin recovers soon. 

Love from Quest and her crew xx