Wanted:

Cerys
Sat 15 May 2010 12:10
Four malodorous men seek stimulating company.
Must have interesting and refreshing views and stories.
Must have ability to be at 40:00N 36:00W by Wednesday.
The following topics will not be tolerated:
 
Architecture - Ireland 1950-Present
International grain shipping
Irish Economy - -2007-2010
Sailing shanties
Bread
 
PS Bring eggs