On the Subject of Virginity.
From my last entry you will note that in the past 250 years
little has changed. The Royal Navy would Recruit their seamen from the bars around the ports, Large amounts of alcohol was used
to get them on the
Boats
and by the time anyone had sobered up they would be out of site of land. It
seems that trick still works. Back to the story, it was a dark and
stormy night, and the skipper said to the mate ,”tell us a yarn and the
tale Begain.
It was a dark and stormy night and Rob said to Niamh we have 40 miles to
Sal our
destination in So
far we have been barley managing to sail a hundred miles a day we are going to
be very lucky if we get their on time to meet them. So a plan was hatched we would motorsail
the last 160 miles, to do this we would have to do a pit stop in Santiago fill
our gerry cans with another
40litres of diesel which would just Get
us there hopefully on time. The Pit stop worked like a dream, Niamh Circled the
boat in the bay I hitched a ride
ashore, the fuel station would not take my credit card so a quick visit to town
to trade some US
dollars for local money back to the fuel dock and then back to the boat with 40
litres of fuel, all done Within half an hour and we were on our way, 115 miles to
go and 28 hrs before they fly in. By the way
Not
able to enjoy this colourful place. And so it was Penguin motorsailed the
last 115 miles we docked at 4 o clock
the exact time they were due To
land. We had taken 21days sailed over2650 miles and used 430 litres of diesel,
the original passage plan Had
us sailing a direct course of 1950 miles in a period of 14 days, we had barley a
cup full of diesel left in The
whole boat. The last 700miles had
been the toughest long stretch of sailing that we had had to deal
with Since
leaving Niamh and I were frantically sorting
things out on the boat as Phil and Alison arrived at the dock and
hailed Over
to attract our attention. Half an hour later I had the dinghy inflated and the
petrol engine running and went ashore to get them. Niamh was very proudly doing
her best to make Penguin fit to receive Guest’s. A
Very
hard tough task which she completed with amazing success. On arriving ashore I
was greeted with a big Hug
from home sent through Alison. Great choice as a messenger, don`t fancy Phil
half as much. I needed to Sit
at the bar and have a beer and Niamh wanted a little longer to perform her
miracle with Penguin. Whilst Enjoying the beer I told them of our ordeal to achieve
this rendezvous, Hopefully giving them a little hint
of What
they might be letting themselves in for. And then it was all bundle into the
dinghy and out to Penguin. Niamh
and Penguin looked great and the evening past with a little G&T and some
dinner, and a great deal of Of
chat and laughter. On Saturday we had to move the boat to
allow a small ship to enter the harbour and Be
unloaded. We spent the day getting things sorted for our intended departure on
Monday. As we had no diesel that was our first priority followed by water then
food, with four sets of willing workers we
achieved It
all very quickly. We arrived back at the boat at lunch time fully loaded with
food water and gerry cans full Of
diesel. After filling the fuel tanks we started the engine to get the fridge
cold again and recharge the boat Batteries, little did we know that that was the last time
we would hear the sound of a Perkins marine
engine. We
ran the engine for a while at low revs and after about 10 minutes it began to
splutter then stopped, not for The
first time in its history. At first I thought we maybe had some air in the feed
pipes due to the fuel levels Dropping down so low it had sucked anything it could into
the system the other possibility was maybe
water Had
been sucked through and into the cylinders. After five minutes clearing
everything through we were ready to restart but I am afraid it was not to
be, It would not start after a
short period of trying I realised that It
was totally seized and the realization followed that from now onwards we would
be unlikely to get it working without a great deal of time and most likely also
include removing the engine from the boat to
get It
rebuilt. Oh Shit! I really
had stuffed things up this time. We were also not in the best possible of
situations, In To
get the work done and spare parts would be difficult to get hold of. All of this
meant only one thing, we Would
have to continue on without an engine, not for the first time, But on this
occasion it was likely that We
would be sailing back to G&T on arrival at our various
destinations. My main worry was that things would now
be far less predictable as we had now only the sails to get us places and
parking the boat was now going to be a more challenging business. It also meant
that Phil and Alison with important deals going on back home and the prospect of
a really hard uncomfortable sail with No
total Guarantee of our arrival in Tenneriffe had a very tough choice put before
them. Their was also the Prospect of a great few days windsurfing in
They
had made a great deal of effort to get themselves out to come sailing the dream
was all going a little pear shape. I put it to them that I wanted to take them
sailing but that these were not the
circumstances which I wished them to experience their first
bit of ocean sailing. They persuaded me that the only reason they
had Come
was to do the leg and they would be prepared to accept what ever the conditions.
Coming from to grown adults I decided far enough we now have four crew to the
Canaries. Besides which Alison had spent all day cooking food for the trip,
Niamh and I would never have been able to eat it all
ourselves. On Sunday I want it noted that I gave
Niamh the whole day of to do with what she pleased, Phil and Alison had a great
day windsurfing, even I managed to rig my board and have a blast across the
harbour. Monday 21st may spent the
morning finishing of stocking the boat then waited for a local guy to try and
refill Our
gas cylinders, But by 5 0 clock in
the afternoon we gave up on the prospect and decided we would have to manage
with what we had on board. So with a full crew of four none of whom had drunk a
drop of alcohol All
day they were all there of there own free will I promise! We left the protected
harbour getting a little help Manoeuvring out from a guy with a RIB. We had a
journey of 750 miles ahead of us to Flying in on the 29th And I hate to be late
especially when my wife is coming out to meet me, but things would not be easy
with the prospect of head winds the whole way. This was going to be a leg to
remember, For the
first 40 minutes we had some protection from the lee of the
OK.
Alison first night at sea was a really grim experience and the following eight
days she only had short periods when she was comfortable. She never did manage
to eat any of the food she had prepared,
Another Victim to the guaranteed Penguin weight loss diet. We
have never had to pay any customers any money
back All
fully satisfied with the regime. Alison first night ordeal was relieved
temporarily by Niamh and a needle Which
helped to settle things down after lots of pleading to be relieved from her
misery. Jacky now has a sole mate as far as enduring long periods of sea
sickness whilst sailing. Phil coped reasonably well never actually being sick.
He joined in the watch keeping and made great efforts to catch fish for us. He
did succeed in catching 2 Dorado which feed the 3 of us for a couple of meals.
Alison of course being feed on porridge, water and the occasional dried biscuit
for 8days. Capt Bligh was a pussycat compared to Capt
York. Jacky flew in on Tuesday 29th in
the evening I managed to get a message to Jo by sat phone that we
would Get
there until after Would
meet up the following morning. We had another hard sail covering a distance of
1100 miles in 8 Days.
The highlight of the trip was being visited by house Martins most evenings
looking for a place to sleep. They would fly around the boat half a dozen times
finally deciding that it was their only option and how to make their approach to
our moving landing station. They must have indeed been desperate and exhausted
showing no fear of us monster humans. We also had a homing pigeon hitch a ride
with us back to Dry
land. It should be put on record that I was banished to the helm whilst Niamh
administered the needle to Alison Bum, It was deemed that after a month at sea being
witness to such a sight would have so distracted the Skipper that he would have
been unable to function normally for the remainder of the voyage. So as a result
you get birds as being the most exciting thing that we have to
report! At 0700 on Wed the 30th
Penguin sailed into Cristainos Jacky had walked down to the quay to see if she
could find us. So a very emotional entrance was made as I recognised her whistle
and saw her standing on the Wall. All very French leiutant
Woman. So virginity lost, At the age of fifty I
think I can get away with the next few lines. Be very careful when
and With
whom you chose. There is only ever one first experience.
No trick photography used in compiling this log. Quote from Phil at the dinner table in Tenerife the night following our arrival. The first night. "I new that if I left the wheel and went down into the boat to look at Alison I would be sick"
We have got up to Porto in Portugal cant imagine why that was on the list of places to stop. Niamh`s dad has jumped ship, sounds familiar, but we have a new victim another virgin yachty Ed Hannifan. All is running smoothly on Penguin and a computer whizz has managed to get this thing working again, so finally things are becoming a little less hectic and I even have time to write this up. C U for the next gripping instalment. Cheers Rob |