Day 4 - Insanity Sets In
Knightime
Thu 26 Nov 2009 23:04
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As Nurse due to owning a rubber glove and therefore
Chief Medic I now wish to resign and go home immediately. This is for
three reasons. First as I am also Chief Psychiatrist I can confirm
that the rest of the crew are quite mad. Skipper Hoff is taking a
roundabout route to avoid falling into the Atlantic Trench, Captain Rick is
showing an unhealthy interest in sharp objects such as screwdrivers, Hoffadommer
(Peter) has given up smoking, Hoffapopolous (CJ) is going around smiling at
everybody, and CHhof (Mogul Mike) is pretending to be a woman by multitasking
such as cooking and losing weight at the same time. My second reason is
that I do not want to use up my rubber glove in assisting the crew to relieve
their constipation. That reminds me, I have noticed that there is more wind in
the cockpit when CHof is on duty - and as we all know, more wind results in
higher average speed as proved by his 17Nm in 2 hours yesterday! My third reason
is that the flying fish are out to get me - I narrowly missed death from a
Kamakasi fighter fish last night and several were seen today planning another
dive bomb attack tonight - we are not paranoid but we have our grenades
ready.
Signed ex Nurse Stephen
ps we apologise for the quality of the photos,
luckily the girls on board have agreed to be filmed showering naked when it
rains (we men do not see the need for washing) - so casual vistors to this site
better keep watching.
Ed. (The Hoff) comment:
Todays photo is titled: "Fishing and Food
Preparation in The Cockpit" (or "Captain Kitt Hoff" - especially for
Lucy!)
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