Bad Santa
Bandit
David Morgan and Brenda Webb
Sun 25 Dec 2011 13:00
12:43N 32:58W
PG
(Parental guidance) recommended.
The reason
for the PG warning is because we are about to explode the myth of
Christmas. There is no Santa. For those of you out there who still
cling to the belief, hang out stockings and pin up the mistletoe, we can tell
you that we know there is no such thing. The reason we know is because we
spent the entire night (Christmas Eve) with our eyes glued to the sky looking
for his sleigh heading from downunder back up to the northern hemisphere and
hate to report there was nothing.... (oh the joy of night watch). Lots of
stars, some very bright planets. a few satellites and the odd shooting star but
no sign of Rudolph, Blitzem, Prancer, Dancer and crew. In fact the only
sign of life was the odd flying fish landing on deck. Miffed as we were
that Santa did not drop in (surely he would have been hungry mid Atlantic?) we
didn’t let it spoil our day. The weather did that for us. About 4am
the confused swells we’d been expecting arrived, along with some squalls and we
went from a 30 knot gust of wind to nothing....and back up to 15 – 18 again with
2-3 metres of very lumpy seas. Sleeping was hopeless with constant sail
adjustments and Bandit once again doing all she could to buck us out of
bed. Definitely freezer food today and that bottle of Marlborough sav
might just stay where it is with the top on!
But back to
Bad Santa (briefly). We will give him another go next year when we are in
a more user friendly environment (perhaps the reindeers didn’t like the lumpy
ocean landing pad?). Our Christmas stockings that hang limp – except for
the chocolates from the Balvenie team (thanks Mark and Amanda – we promise to
have a rum waiting for you in Barbados) will be packed away for next year.
Who knows where we will be then? Hopefully somewhere a little closer to
New Zealand!
Christmas
Eve was successful on the fishing front. The skipper’s prowess with the
lure was proven again and he hooked a good mahimahi. To be truthful, the
lure came from son in law Glen and since we’ve had it, the fishing on Bandit has
been fantastic. So Christmas Eve supper was sashimi followed by fresh
mahimahi steaks with lemon, caper and parsley sauce along with spinach
salad. All prepared and cooked in a rolling galley with much
difficulty!
We’re
hoping this weather system will pass through quickly and we’ll be back to sunny
blue skies, puffy clouds and consistent trade winds like the boats are getting
some degrees ahead of us.
On a high
note, it was great to have the sat phone to make quick calls home to mums,
sisters and
children. |