Breaking News - Caukill Corp to move domicile abroad?
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Friday 6th April: Baie Taiohae, Nuku Hiva, Iles Marquises, South Pacific Ocean 8 55.60S 140 06.4W Today’s Blog by David (Time zone UTC -9.5 (sic)) Sources close to the company tell us that there are plans afoot to move the domicile of Caukill Corporation abroad. They go on to say that the whole Head Office complement is currently travelling to the South Pacific where it is intended that the Corporation will be based for the foreseeable future. “Personally, I don’t see it” said Jack, a rather attractive black and white Cocker Spaniel that lives locally. “Their roots are here and to here they will return.” However, it wasn’t hard to hear the opposing view: “High taxes, Hosepipe bans and rubbish health care, are the three best reasons for anyone to move away.” said Rear Admiral RN Retd Arbuthnot Cadwaller who went on to observe that while Caukill Corp is integrated into the local community and there has hitherto bee not inkling of a move – every day is a new opportunity. Whatever the truth, informed sources report that “Head Office” is presently in Los Angeles – and is expected to be to be in French Polynesia within 12 Hours. “That they have a presence in the region is incontrovertible – but we have little evidence to suggest that they have serious plans to extend their foot print in the Americas.” Mr David Caukill was not available for comment earlier this evening. I guess we should “Watch this Space”? |