Size does matter!

Bamboozle
Jamie and Lucy Telfer
Sat 23 Sep 2006 05:35
It is hard to imagine a more perfect cruising ground than the 171 islands
that make up the Kingdom of Tonga. With our visitors, Stu and Tish Inglis
we have spent the last couple of weeks in the Vava'u Group near
the top end of the island chain and it is so perfect, it is easy to see why some
people arrive here and never want to leave again. The mutiny on HMS
Bounty actually took place here in Tonga rather than in Tahiti as is
popularly thought. The islands are sheltered by a huge reef that runs down
the western side of the group where the mighty ocean
swell spectacularly beats itself out against the coral and cliffs. Inside
this reef, the waters are calm, crystal clear and dotted with small
and mostly uninhabited islands. If this place was any closer to the
rest of the world it would be smothered with resort hotels and motor yachts
but fortunately, even in these days of high speed jet travel, Vava'u is not
exactly easy to get to. Although a tourist industry is slowly developing you can
still find as much peace and solitude as you want.
It is pretty idyllic and we are not the only big mammals that
these attractions appeal to. Between June and November the Pacific
Humpback whales arrive in large numbers to breed and, you can take it from
me, with each male whale weighing in at around 45 tonnes they
don't go about this courtship business quietly. We have been lucky
enough to witness some of this showing off and one morning our breakfast
was accompanied by a spectacular show from a family of whales leaping right up
out of the water, waving their tails in the air and beating the sea with their
fins. On another morning, we were anchored in a small bay when a small pod
swam by within 30-40 metres of Savoir Vivre. Three of us slipped into the water
with our fins and snorkels to witness the huge grey shadows sliding gently by.
Even if you can't see any whales it is still often possible to
hear them....by just ducking your head underwater you enter their
world and can hear them singing to each other to attract a potential
mate. They are magnificent creatures and they have recently provided
us with some of the most magical moments of our cruise so far.
While not on quite the same scale as the whales some of the Tongans are
pretty large as well! When Cook visited in 1777 he named
the group the "Friendly Isles" partly because of the local habit of having a
huge celebratory feast given any possible excuse. There is a story that Cook was
due to be the main course at one of these feasts but the locals couldn't decide
when the attack should take place. By the time they had got their act
together the feast was over and the ship was sailing away! One of the marketing
slogans used by the local tourist board is "Tonga, Where Time Begins" due
to its position right on the International Date Line (we are
actually 13 hours ahead of GMT). In fact the time locally is
considered quite a flexible commodity, and even seasoned travellers may be
surprised by the lack of concern shown for timeliness. I have started using
my watch just to tell me what day it is! The locals however are
wonderful and probably the most welcoming and friendly people we have met
anywhere in the world. After the relative wealth of French Polynesia we
are suddenly right back at the other end of the scale but you could never tell
from the generosity and smiles of all we meet. Many of the
smaller islands have no vehicles and so no roads at all and even the main
street of the villages are often grass. The kids sometimes run out to
greet us and in one case a whole school emptied out of the classrooms to
come and say hello! Dogs and fowl run everywhere as do the
pigs, even the big hairy tusky ones who presumably spend much of their time
trying to avoid being the one caught on the spit for the next
feast!
Given the size of the locals (both men and women) and their passion
for the sport it is easy to see why Tonga produces far more than its fair share
of rugby players. While the Kiwis and Aussies do not seem to have noticed
Jonah Lomu, Steve and Totai Kefu and Willie Ofahengaue are all Tongan and these
are only some of the best known names. When we toured the
main island of Vava'u our guide was an ex Tongan schoolboy
International who has had to stop due to injury......all six of his brothers are
currently playing rugby overseas!
Our visit has also sadly coincided with the death of the old King,
Taufa'ahau Topou (the fourth). Unlike many monarchies the King
here really is still the main man, wielding all the power of the state
himself and personally appointing the Prime Minister and the whole
cabinet. Whilst not universally popular, he was still highly revered by
many Tongans who are now all officially in mourning. The towns and
markets are filled with men and women wearing black and wrapped in
traditional matting skirts, a symbol of allegiance worn by both sexes. The
old king was well into his eighties and in his prime was quite a
big lad (presumably he gets invited to lots of feasts?). He had
not been well for some time but allegedly a few years ago he was put on a
diet by his Dr's to improve his physical condition and managed to
lose 75kg or just over 11 stone which I think makes Fergie's efforts for
weightwatchers look a bit lightweight by comparison.
Stu and Tish left last week and we hope they enjoyed their stay as
much as we enjoyed having them. Lucy likes it so much here I'm not
sure quite how I am going to drag her away but our plan is to spend a
little longer here in Vava'u before heading down to the more
remote Ha'apai group around the start of October.
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