On the set of Survivor

Bamboozle
Jamie and Lucy Telfer
Tue 13 Jun 2006 21:30
By now we had hoped to be among the atolls of the Tuamotus but the weather
has been very wet and squally for over a week. As a result we are still
sitting in Daniel's Bay on Nuku Hiva waiting for some improvement in conditions
before we head off south west towards the scattering of coral reefs and
atolls that is also known as The Dangerous Archipelago. The atolls are very
low lying with fringing reefs that are hard to see before you are right on
top of them. In the days before GPS they were a notoriously dangerous place
to make landfall and even today one needs to be extremely cautious
throughout the whole area. It was one of these reefs that the famous Gypsy Moth
came to grief on, a month or two ago. We are not the only ones waiting to
make this move and there are now 15 yachts anchored in here, avidly
down-loading and studying the weatherfaxes hoping to see a change for the
better. A couple of the yachts in here have some real salty old sea
dogs on board who collectively have spent years in the Pacific and we
certainly will not be heading out between the overlapping headlands that protect
this bay from the wind and swell before they also decide it is time to make the
move. One of the guys who has spent the last three or four years in
this part of the world is even having a little get together this afternoon to
talk through the causes and results of this current instability with
those of us new to the Pacific.
Meanwhile it is not a bad place to be stuck even if we do have to race
around and shut the hatches every hour or two to keep the rain out. The bay was
actually used as the set for the original American Survivor reality-TV show,
although the jungle is not quite as virgin as the producers would have you
believe! The bay is named after Daniel, a fascinating old local Polynesian who
was born here back in 1927 and who has lived here on the beach ever since.
Sadly his small wooden house, complete with goats, chickens, pigs and heavily
laden fruit trees was not what was wanted as the backdrop to the show so
having discovered he did not have full legal title to the
land, they flattened his existing house and moved him across the
lagoon to another beach. The "reality" is that it would be almost
impossible to even get very hungry around here, let alone starve to
death. Every other tree is dripping with fruit and you can hardly walk
without tripping over the coco-nuts that litter the ground.
To keep us busy while we wait there is wonderful hiking up through the
forests and we have been swimming at the foot of an
incredible waterfall that comes straight over a huge cliff face from the
plateau above and falls 610m (yes....that's about 2000 feet!) into the valley
below. Sadly the swimming in the bay is not recommended as the river is carrying
a lot of sediment and the murky water is the home to a number of sharks. In
clear water this would not really be too much of a problem but when
they can't see they have a reputation for taking a mouthful of anything they
bump into just to see if it tastes good.
Meanwhile trapped on the set of our very own "Survivor" show
things are still looking pretty good. No one is currently threatened with
eviction and once I have finished typing this I will settle down with a cup of
coffee and a slice of Lucy's freshly baked banana bread and use
the satellite phone to send this to outside world and to collect any
up to date info on the World Cup (and of course Wayne Rooney's foot!).