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Rhiann Marie - Round the World
Stewart Graham
Tue 13 Apr 2010 18:04
Tuesday April 13th 0954 Local Time 1654 UTC
 
07:15.51S 118:09.97W
 
Hi again,
 
Today I can report a bunch of numbers that impress me but may bore you, but read on anyway and I will try to entertain you while I rattle off the numbers.
On this passage we cleared the anchorage at Academia Bay, puerto Ayora, Santa Cruz in the Galapagos at 1200 Monday the 5th April (last day of the old tax year) and entered our waypoint at a position in Baie Taaoa south of Atuona, Hiva Oa in the Marquesas exactly 3000 miles away!
 
We crossed the half way point with 1500 miles made good and 1500 miles left to run at 0530 Monday 12th April at position 06:21.11S 113:58.1W. You can work it out yourself but allow me to tell you because it makes me feel very chuffed. SIX DAYS SEVENTEEN AND A HALF HOURS. As President Clinton didn't say but meant to say "it's all about the wind angle stupid!"  None of our numbers are speed through the water they are actual speed over the ground from satellite and backed up with chart plots. Average 9.3 knots VMG to Marquesas. Very nice, yes very very nice!
 
That of course is an average of over 220 miles made good every day and, AND we broke our own record and had one day of 238miles!
 
Now you may be impressed with these numbers and some of you may not be in the slightest bit interested. However while we are chuffed on the one hand on the other we are dissappointed that we have not been able to hit our basic target of a 240 mile day. Furthermore before taking delivery of Rhiann Marie I made a bet with a senior person in the boat builders that if I could do a 300 mile day then I would win £1000 ("the bonus" and note there is no downside to this bet, I can only win - so like bankers bonuses). So we have an advanced target of 300miles which we thought we had not come close to before speaking to our accounts department that is. These guys used to work for the banks and they suggested they should review the figures and send them to the banks auditors (Bigfee & Weelsineit) for approval.
 
So here is what we are now able to report   
 
These "accounts" are prepared for the 24 hour period from 2000 April 10th to 2000 April 11th when we sailed 238 miles (this period)
 
                                        This Period                    Previous Period (restated)              Note  
All figures are reported in 10's of miles                                             
Actual Miles (x10)                       26                         20                                               It was decided that because the last period had no "bonus" attached we should                                                                                                                                 restate our numbers for reasons too complicated to explain to you. Previous
                                                                                                                                periods numbers of 217 miles were "overstated"  by 17 miles, so addin this to the                                                                                                                                 period makes 238 + 17 =255 (rounded up to 260 or "26")
 
Adding back "exceptionals"           1                           0                                               As during "the period" we caught 2 fish and lost 2 fish we decided that we lost                                                                                                                                    20 minutes for each fish caught and that therefor is 3.1miles for each fish and 
                                                                                                                                12 minutes for each fish lost which is 1.9 miles each.
 
Add back Investment costs           2                            0                                               As we had spent most of the period "investing" (sailing much deeper downwind
                                                                                                                                than we needed so that the next several periods could sail faster) for the next
                                                                                                                                period. It is the crews (the board) view that this was about 0.9 miles per hour.
 
Add for pro-forma accounting        1                            0                                               The latter 14 hours of the day were much better sailing conditions than the first
                                                                                                                                10 hours and in order to "help" you make a fair comparison of our performance
                                                                                                                                we present these accounts to you as if these conditions had prevailed for the
                                                                                                                                whole period.
Total for period (x10)                   30                            20
 
 
This represents our strongest ever performance 30 (x10) 300miles which you will note is 50% up on the previous period and we are delighted to accept our "bonus" (providing there is no downside for us when we report a 10 (x10) 100 mile day next period.
 
Next time we will explain to you the futures, options, Ineterest rate (mileage) swaps, and derivatives trading scheme we are working on to further increase our sailing performance in future periods.
 
Your Chairman
Sir Winalot