Wloody Bankers!
 
                Rhiann Marie - Round the World
                  Stewart Graham
                  
Tue 13 Apr 2010 18:04
                  
                | Tuesday April 13th 0954 Local Time 1654 
UTC 07:15.51S 118:09.97W Hi again,  Today I can report a bunch of numbers that impress 
me but may bore you, but read on anyway and I will try to entertain you while I 
rattle off the numbers. On this passage we cleared the anchorage at 
Academia Bay, puerto Ayora, Santa Cruz in the Galapagos at 1200 Monday the 5th 
April (last day of the old tax year) and entered our waypoint at a position in 
Baie Taaoa south of Atuona, Hiva Oa in the Marquesas exactly 3000 miles 
away! We crossed the half way point with 1500 miles made 
good and 1500 miles left to run at 0530 Monday 12th April at position 06:21.11S 
113:58.1W. You can work it out yourself but allow me to tell you because it 
makes me feel very chuffed. SIX DAYS SEVENTEEN AND A HALF HOURS. As President 
Clinton didn't say but meant to say "it's all about the wind angle 
stupid!"  None of our numbers are speed through the water they are actual 
speed over the ground from satellite and backed up with chart 
plots. Average 9.3 knots VMG to Marquesas. Very nice, yes very very 
nice! That of course is an average of over 220 miles made 
good every day and, AND we broke our own record and had one day of 238miles! 
 Now you may be impressed with these numbers and 
some of you may not be in the slightest bit interested. However while we are 
chuffed on the one hand on the other we are dissappointed that we have not been 
able to hit our basic target of a 240 mile day. Furthermore before taking 
delivery of Rhiann Marie I made a bet with a senior person in the boat builders 
that if I could do a 300 mile day then I would win £1000 ("the bonus" and note 
there is no downside to this bet, I can only win - so like bankers 
bonuses). So we have an advanced target of 300miles which we thought 
we had not come close to before speaking to our accounts department that 
is. These guys used to work for the banks and they suggested they should review 
the figures and send them to the banks auditors (Bigfee & Weelsineit) 
for approval. So here is what we are now able to 
report    These "accounts" are prepared for the 24 hour 
period from 2000 April 10th to 2000 April 11th when we sailed 238 miles (this 
period)         
                
                This 
Period            
        Previous 
Period (restated)              Note   All figures are reported in 10's of 
miles                                              
 Actual Miles (x10)    
                
   26                         20    
                
                
           It was decided that 
because the last period had no "bonus" attached we should     
                
                
                
                
                
                
                
            restate our numbers for 
reasons too complicated to explain to you. Previous          
                
                
                
                
                
                
                
        periods numbers of 217 miles were 
"overstated"  by 17 miles, so addin this to the     
                
                
                
                
                
                
                
            period makes 238 + 17 
=255 (rounded up to 260 or "26") Adding back "exceptionals"    
    
   1                           0    
                
                
           As during "the period" we 
caught 2 fish and lost 2 fish we decided that we lost    
                
                
                
                
                
                
                
                20 
minutes for each fish caught and that therefor is 3.1miles for each fish 
and          
                
                
                
                
                
                
                
        12 minutes for each fish lost which is 1.9 
miles each. Add back Investment 
costs           
2                
            
0                
                
               As we 
had spent most of the period "investing" (sailing much deeper downwind 
                                                                                                                                 than 
we needed so that the next several periods could sail faster) for the next 
         
                
                
                
                
                
                
                
        period. It is the crews (the board) 
view that this was about 0.9 miles per hour. Add for pro-forma accounting    
    1            
                
0                
                
               The 
latter 14 hours of the day were much better sailing conditions than the first 
         
                
                
                
                
                
                
                
        10 hours and in order to "help" you make a 
fair comparison of our performance          
                
                
                
                
                
                
                
        we present these accounts to you as if 
these conditions had prevailed for the 
         
                
                
                
                
                
                
                
        whole period.  Total for period 
(x10)                   
30                
            20 This represents our strongest ever performance 30 
(x10) 300miles which you will note is 50% up on the previous period and we are 
delighted to accept our "bonus" (providing there is no downside for us when we 
report a 10 (x10) 100 mile day next period. Next time we will explain to you the futures, 
options, Ineterest rate (mileage) swaps, and derivatives trading scheme we 
are working on to further increase our sailing performance in future 
periods. Your Chairman Sir Winalot  |