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Irene IV - World Adventure
Louis Goor
Sun 17 Oct 2021 17:26

IRENE IV TIMES
17th October 2021
Sunday edition

Breaking News:
“Land Ho!”
Porto Santo spotted off port bow at 12:20pm.

Latest News:
3G signal causes furtive ripples aboard. Scuffles reported between the Tortoise and the Hare!

International News:
Contact has been made with significant others in disparate corners of the world.

Fashion:
Ocean R clothing line creates sensation on the cat walk, with debut of seasonal range of nautical layers.

Food:
Today’s featured menus:
Breakfast
• Bakery aromas awoke the crew. Warm scones dribbled with Irish butter and Coolboy raspberry jam, accompanied by a fresh fruit salad garnished with yogurt, goji berries and Napa 3 seed granola.
Lunch
• Coolboy courgettes enhance the succulent ratatouille with Napa pasta pesto, Dunnes Stores hummus and crunchy crudités.
Dinner
• Sticking with the French cuisine theme, a rustic cassoulet bubbling with honey mustard sausages, a colourful mix of beans, dotted with a light touch of spinach, in a rich tomato based sauce all soaked up with garlic, coriander naan bread, rounds out the day.

Sports:
The sensual vagaries of sail trim were explored in idyllic conditions.
Elder pretender takes on seasoned skipper – how close to the wind can Irene IV be coaxed?

Weather:
Current: Idyllic
Forecast: Idyllic
21˚C water temperature: Idyllic
23˚C air temperature: Idyllic

Business:
Daily and regular!

Horoscopes:
Bertha chewing the cud in the celestial fields portends fair winds and a safe passage.

Crossword:
N’er a cross word has been spoke!

Comics:
The craic is mighty!