Collision at sea

MALARKEY
Jo & Trevor Bush
Fri 16 May 2008 15:56
Bahia Redonda Marina, Puerto LaCruz, Venezuela. 10:12.5N 64:39.7W
 
Having spent all our money on boat bits, beer & rum, it was time to head south to Venezuela. We kept putting off the inevitable, hoping our problems back in the UK would just sort themselves out and just simply go away. But of course they didnt, they never do, so we needed to be south of the hurricane zone inorder to leave the boat safely, for clearly what was going to be an extended tour of duty back home.
 
We decided to cross the Caribbean in one hit, bar a short stop over in Nevis or St Kitts, I cant remember which. The sail was great once we were back into the groove of life aboard at sea..... you know preparing food while hanging on with one arm trying your damnest to brace yourself and throwing food around the galley with the other. And of course settling down into the strictly adhered to practise of watchmaking, or in our case, the ever decreasing occassional look up from DVD/Tele screen in the cockpit. Well whats the chance of hitting anything anyway?, there's thousands of square miles of oggin out there...plenty of room for a ship or two and little old us....isnt there? 
 
Well, no, actually there isnt, at least not for us anyhow. Our good luck that we had in St Martin was about to come crashing to an end!!! ( Cue the dramatic music).
 
Am I over dramatising our little collision at sea?....of course I am.
 
At dawn, on my watch, I noticed a freighter apparently hoveto at sea some 300 miles west of Martinique. I figured I'd better turn off the DVD and turn on the radio and be all proper salty seadog-like, well there might be a dramatic sea rescue afoot or some such nonsense. Sure enough, as soon as the blower was switched on, the Master of the Freighter was hailing us.
 
'Sailing yacht this is the Dutch freighter 'Dancing Cloggs' here, do you read me?', sounding alittle frustrated - probably been calling me for a while.
I had a quick nose around and there was no other sailboat that I could see, not that I was paying much attention 'til this point.
'Yes, Dancing Cloggs, this Malarkey bound for Margarita, good morning, what can I do for you'?
'Have you lost your tender'?
Cripes, maybe our dinghy has fallen off the back during the night!!  But surely even during watching the thoroughly engaging second series of 'The Vicar of Dibley, I would have noticed that...wouldnt I? 
I replied, 'No sir I dont think so', while having a quick squint into the cockpit just to make sure 'Mini Me' was still there. 'Why, what have you found?'
'It is a small boat with outboard engines and we are about to take it under tow to Trindad'.
Now, I was alittle confused, (quite a common state of mind for me recently), if it is just a small boat why dont they oick it out of the oggin and plonk it on the deck.
'Dancing Cloggs, how big is the boat?'
'Oh it is about a 30 ft day boat and has 2 large mercury outboard motors on the back,- we are claiming salvage'.
Ah ha, now it made sense, this boat was worth a couple of bob and well worth the effort. But I dont know how big he thought we were if he thought it may have been our tender!......a 30 footer, we know a family of four doing a world cruise on a smaller boat.
'Well good luck to you sir, a nice find. Good talking to you'.
 
We thought that was the end of it, when old Dancing Cloggs is back on the blower again.
'Our tow line has broken, do you want to take her in tow yourself'.
Not being shy of taking an opportunity when it presents itself. 'Yes, we will have a look at that. What colour is the boat and what is her positon now?'
'She is just astern of our current position'.
Well we could see the freighter allright but the day boat, no chance. There was a 3-4 meter swell running and the wind was blowing a fresh 20-25knts or so with the normal associated Caribbean chop. It was hidden from view in the swell.
 
We got to the position, according to the Master of the Cloggs and we still couldnt see it. Jo was up by now and was peering out through sleepy eyes, she couldnt see it anywhere either. Then sh*t!!!, there it was, we were right on top of it and WACK, we hit side on. Bugger, the stem head fitting of the wildly lurching boat had hit us amidships port side and put a nasty scratch in out lovely blue topsides. Right thats it, we have to take this in tow inorder to get the salvage money for the new paint job we now needed. But try as we liked, Jo couldnt lazoo this bucking bronco of a boat. The seas were too big and to be sure, Jo would never have a successful career as a cowgirl.
 
In the process of trying to put a line on our potential prize, we hit it again and although I hated to admit it, it was lost cause. This lovely little day cruiser with 2x200HP Mercury outboards, was destined to drift all the way to Panama and someone else would claim her, plus, of course, our little bit of blue gel coat on the stem head fitting!!!. Besides the more we thought about it, the more unrealistic the prospect became...us towing  a 30 foot boat over 200 miles in these conditions...but you have got to have a go though, havent you?
 
It took me the rest of the trip to Margarita and many recriminations, to eventually calm down. Hell, was I annoyed with myself. But it never ceases to amaze me, what several rum cocktails in the Rum Bar at Porlamar will do to loosen one up........it didnt take long before we were back in the laid back way of life of that 'Manana Land' called Venezuela. Bahia Redonda Marina, Puerto LaCruz was just around the corner.