Fiji

MALARKEY
Jo & Trevor Bush
Tue 23 Oct 2012 06:59
18:07S 178:26E
 
First stop was Suva, the capital of Fiji and where better to start than the Royal Suva Yacht Club.
 
It was a pleasant surprise to walk into a yacht club and see the picture of the Queen. Yes...our majesty the Queen of England, good old Lizzy, in prime position behind the bar. A gentle reminder of days of yore, when the conquering Brits were spreading their wings, but also a brief moment of reminiscence of misty yacht club days back home. It was strangely comforting to listen to the tipsy armchair admirals propping up the bar recanting stories of their sailing exploits in the South China Seas and rounding Cape Horn in a leaky bath tub while harpooning whales from a pitching deck during the worst storm in living memory. Every yacht club is full of them, our own Marchwood Yacht Club in Southampton included. So we felt right at home. The beer was pretty good too but nothing could beat the warmth of the welcome. We thought this was just sailors greeting fellow sailors but no, we were amazingly well received by everyone, young and old, where ever we went in Fiji. These people are naturally friendly with no hidden agenda. We quickly realised that we were going to like Fiji. 
 
I guess it was largely because of the friendly locals we liked the dodgy port of Suva. Outwardly, Suva is typical of most capital ports around the world......a little bit seedy & tainted, but interesting none-the-less. The icing on the cake for us though, was the food. There is a large Indian population here in Fiji, a bit too large according to the Fijians. But from our point of view it meant........... CURRY, mmmmmmm. The curries in Fiji are great, authentic, hot & cheap. So we filled our boots, so to speak, managing to fit in a curry of some sort at every opportunity during our time in Suva........It was marvelous. At £3 for a curry, it didn't make sense eating on board. We couldn't cook it for less and why stink the boat out.......Well, that was our excuse anyway.
 
It soon became time to move on before we lost our stomach linings and completely run out of toilet rolls. So off to Beqa, pronounced Benga, a little Island with a surrounding reef just a few miles to the south west.
 
Fiji has a strange political structure with its foundations firmly in the past. Each island, or province of that island, is run by a chief. This chief is responsible for all aspects of the community including policing, welfare and solving disputes. And, unlike most other countries, the cove/beach including the water in front of the territory is also owned by the chief. So it is expected of you to ask the chief for permission to park your boat in his back yard. This is part of the Sevu-Sevu ceremony.
 
Basically, this Sevu-Sevu ceremony is all about introducing ourselves to the village. We sit around cross legged on the floor, nodding & smiling at each other in our best 'we are friendly folk and please don't eat us' kind of way. And then we nervously offer a gift. This gift is normally a 'yakona', a pepper-tree root from which a highly intoxicating drink called 'Kava' is made. The chief then checks you out, poking your fleshy parts with the point of a spear, probably assessing the fat content, (somewhere approaching 98% in my case). And if he likes the look of you, the chief accepts the gift and does a chant thing, claps his hands twice and you are formally welcomed to the village. Somebody then shows you around and introduces you to the locals. The kids go crazy and cling like monkeys to your extremities in increasing numbers.
 
  
Chief                                                                                 Jo & sprog                                           Fiji sprogs
 
We were expecting our chief to be a war-like creature wearing a grass skirt, war paint on this face, bones & feathers in his unruly hair and sporting an impressive spear. Sadly, our chief had been working in his garden tending his vegetables at the time and turned up in a grubby polo shirt, shorts and a garden fork. It didn't quite have the desired effect. But he did do the chant thing and welcomed us to the village but not before he threw our Yakona gift across the floor saying 'ugg, only one, how many boats?'. Clearly he expected one from each boat. But as I was the one who handed him the Yakona, I got the pearly white smile, while John from S/Y Redsky, got the stink eye. I found the whole thing highly amusing but clearly John & Leanne were a tad embarrassed in a 'we really don't give a cuss', Aussie kind of way.
 
However, members of the village did put a bit of a show on for us and demonstrated the art of fire walking.
    
Fire girl                                                Fire boys walking on hot stones                   Fire boys & Jo
                                                
Jo was coaxed to have a go but elected to just have a photo with them instead.....Probably wise, but we did get to taste the dreaded Kava as part of the Sevu-Sevu ceremony. The local Fijians love it, especially around happy hour, (5'ish in the afternoon). After a couple of coconut cups of this rocket fuel, the village takes on a totally different demeanour. People start chanting, banging on drums and playing there little guitars or ukuleles. We thought the Kava actually tasted disgusting, not unlike cold washing-up water. It made your lips go completely numb after the first mouthful and you spilled the rest down your shirt. We decided we would stick to vodka & tonic, but you have to give it a try....don't you.
 
The following morning we weren't in the best shape to do the famous Beqa shark dive. This dive is in a lagoon pass and is billed as 'the worlds best shark dive where you can see 8 different sharks in one location'. They said we could see sharks from the huge Tiger & Bull sharks through to the Lemon & Reef sharks. Not to be missed we thought. However, we started to have second thoughts when we had to sign 2 disclaimers confirming that the dive company is not liable if we get eaten or attacked by one of the beasties and that if we use our own dive gear, there are no highly visible colours on it that will confuse the sharks into thinking we are bait. Well, we happily signed our life away, only to realise that Jo had fluorescent yellow stripes under her arms. Jo didn't sleep too well that night. It didn't help when we started having a conversation about what body parts we could do with out. Oddly enough, we decided we were quite attached to them all and she decided to keep her arms firmly against her sides through out the dive.
 
Anyway, the dive turned out to be more amusing than scary. It was quite well organised and safety first was uppermost. We swam down to a large rope on the sea bed, about 25m down. We had the reef to our backs and the feeding arena was about 5 metres ahead. Divers brought down the bait in wheelie bins and began feeding the fish. It was impressive even before the sharks turned up. Some of the groupers were about 6 foot long and almost that around their girth. It was like fish explosion with all different types and sizes of aquatic creatures,.......an excellent opportunity to see a pelagic fish feeding frenzy. Then the sharks entered the fray and the most bazaar sight was an 8 foot Nurse shark stuck head first in the wheelie bin, thrashing about trying to get back out........greedy shark! 
The whole thing was quite an experience and comes highly recommended. Jo even got to touch one of the sharks and neither of us were either eaten or gnawed on, which was quite a bonus really. But unbeknown to me at the time, a large green moray eel was checking out my butt from the reef behind and was the closest I came to being lunch. 
 
We came away from the dive smuggly smiling thinking 'what a cool experience' but that smile was wiped off our faces when we were shown a report from the local rag only a few days later. On the very same dive, an experienced diver was attacked 2 days later by a tiger shark because he had a yellow dive tank on his back. Fortunately, he wasn't hurt, but it is fair to say, Jo was well glad she kept her arms down.
 
Carrying on with the fishy theme, Jo managed to snag a 'gooden' enroute to Musket Cove via Nadi. A nice 'Rainbow Runner' which was great eating. A delicate white meaty flesh ideal for the BBQ and fish pie, mmmmmm. 
 
Fish girl
 
Fiji was proving to be full of surprises. Denerau Marina near Nadi, was a delight. Swanky shops, bars & restaurants and all at very reasonable prices. We spent several days there making the most of the facilities and used it as a base to explore Nadi.
 
 
Hindu temple
 
Then off to Musket Cove, the famous hang out for Pacific Cruisers.
 
 
Musket Cove anchorage
 
It is a perfectly sheltered cove within a reef complex which is both safe and attractive. Lots of resorts, restaurants, bars, snorkeling/dive sites and plenty of walks to work off the excesses. We liked it at Musket Cove and it is fair to say that we were sad to leave. We learned to our detriment that we hadn't left enough time to properly explore Fiji, our favourite cruising ground so far, by a country mile. If we new before what we know now, we would have scooted through the Marquesas and got to Fiji sooner. Now we understand why cruisers choose to go down to NZ inorder to come back up next season. Braving the cold weather down in NZ is probably worth the effort, but hey, you cant have it all. We have New Caledonia and Australia to come yet and if we are inclined, we could always come back out. This would be a slightly more difficult route but atleast it will be warm and we wont freeze our arses off like the other donkeys heading south.
 
Anyway, before all that,........we have Vanuatu first or the 'New Hebrides'. That all sounds good to me.