There be Southerlies.

Rhapsode
Tue 23 Nov 2010 13:20
00 58 N 25 51 W
 
Ahem!
 
Ahem! A serving of humble pie coming up...
 
I failed my Master Boat Chef course last night!
 
There, I've said it.
 
My cooking juggling act failed on the last hurdle. On the menu were rice, sweetcorn and pineapple (try it, it's nice) and fafa..., flafafeel,,, falalfle..., fluffles. You know what I mean - little round spicy vegetarian things that need to be deep fried!
 
All was well until I'd served up the entire meal and as I passed out the two bowls for the boys up in the cockpit holding on to the pole for support as I did so we took a big roll and my dinner took to the air. Unfortunately it didn't stay there and in the next moment it was splattered all over the cabin floor and worktop.
 
I was hungry. I ate it!
 
In my defence we were battling a force 6 with a 3 to 4 metre swell on the beam.
 
No excuse, I know, but you should have seen my earlier gyrations round the pole - better than a 70s GoGo dancer any day. Less clothes on as well, probably. Yup, those shorts again!
 
You may have been wondering why, if we were going to Brazil, our daily position reports on the Google Earth map showed us travelling mostly in a straight line south? Next stop Antarctica.
 
Paraphrasing early cartographers - there be Southerlies here. Here being immediately south of the doldrums. They lurk and they hide. Thye duck and they dive. They would be the very thing for an illusionist since they often manage to hide themselves from the numerical weather forecast models. Yes, Mr. Grib, you know who I'm talking about - promising us easterlies and then giving us Southerlies!
 
You see the problem is that we need easterlies to take us directly to Salvador in a nice gentle and relaxed fashion.But since we know that Southerlies have a nasty habit of turning up to the party instead we need lots of sea room to the west (still with me?) in case the Southerlies appear and send us in that direction instead.
 
Not only that but some idiot put a rock or two slap bag in the middle of the ocean - to the west of us. And then added a west-going current into the equation as well.
 
So, the end result is that if we didn't allow ourselves plenty of sea room we could be pushed west at an alarming rate and we would very likely get too close to the rocks for comfort and then be shoved on until we were lost in the Amazon rain forest.
 
Happy sailing!
 
P, M & A