John's good idea. Lets go to Anagonda. Where the hell's that? Not far ...lots of hotels and great wifi! Fine says I, we set off this morning at crack of dawn 08.45 and hurtled north at 8 knots. Put out fishing line with mister squid the lure and before you could say 'I told you these waters are shark infested,John' the line went ballistic . It then slackened a bit. It's a barracuda I shouted, no it's too short to be a barracuda said John. We were both right. A shark had spotted passing brekky whilst on the move. We then entered the well marked channel ...8 meters under you said John: why is it reading zero said I ? We cleaned the base of the keel and We finally anchored off 'The Settlement' for the night wondering how the hell we will get out in the morning. No one seems keen to swim this afternoon either! It's a windy low lying coral Atoll with one beach eatery serving lobster, lobster bisque, lobster salad or lobster Thermidor, lobster mornee, lobster Alfredo, Lobster platter and lobster stir fry. I think I know what we are having for brekky. Just booked dinner for 18.30 at The Lobster Trap' and it looks like it's going to be Lobster. I don't like Lobster. Not a good place to be a lobster.
Illustriously bored Lobstered out skipper