It Never Rains it Pours
                Wind Charger
                  Bob and Elizabeth Frearson
                  
Mon 23 Dec 2013 22:25
                  
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 The sea had been choppy and the wind gusting up to 30 knots intermittently 
yesterday, it seemed to dislodge the anchor, twice, so we had to plant it again, 
each time carefully setting the anchor drag alarm and monitoring our tracks on 
the GPS to establish whether we had dug in.  “We really are stuck in this 
time, hopefully”. (The second time we appeared to have picked up a length of 
rusty old chain.  Interesting.)   
Once satisfied that we weren’t on the move, we watched a great big rust 
bucket, ex car ferry park behind us then splashed over the bouncy little waves 
across to the nearest restaurant we could find, the Buccaneers Bar, wrapped in 
cagoules to keep out the worst of the wet.  The Bar could have been 
anywhere in the US with serving staff speaking in US accents, not understanding 
us because we were speaking British, the menu a choice of all American barbeque 
favourites.  “When in Rome”, so our choice was burger and fries and steak 
and fries served on plastic plates with plastic cutlery as if we were on an 
aeroplane and might hijack the chef with sharpened knives.  At least they 
served Carib beer to give us some sense of place. 
On our return, heralded by the ever faithful Roxanne because the Christmas 
Tree had run out of puff competing with the mega watt yachts, we settled to 
sleep fitfully with the noisy planes, rolling motion and creaks and 
groans.  Bob couldn’t stand one incessant irritant where the bimini had 
untied itself and was flapping and jerking noisily so got up at 5:30am to stop 
it.  Arriving on deck it appeared that we had quietly crept right by the 
rust bucket during the night, miraculously without making contact, the anchor 
had dragged again somewhat spectacularly. The captain’s mate was rudely roused 
from her bunk, dazed but quick to understand an emergency, and as soon as dawn 
broke we had yet another go at parking.  “We really are stuck in this time, 
hopefully” we said with a deja vu feeling. 
Later in the day, at a more civilised hour, we set off for Water Island 
World in search of spares including an oar which had mysteriously disappeared, 
probably eloping with the kill cord that disappeared at about the same time, and 
yet another dinghy bailer which had washed away during the turning turtle 
incident.  We were also required to buy an in date flare just to keep the 
authorities happy.  Off we went with just one oar, the outboard sounding a 
bit spluttery and finally conking out in the middle of all the solemnly lined up 
mega watt yachts in then lagoon.  The international distress signal worked 
a treat and we got a tow in to Water Island World from a nice American man who 
had shaking hands and couldn’t tie knots, probably unconnected. At this moment 
it chose to start to rain, a typical tropical shower.   
Island Water World were most kind and helpful and Sean arranged for a 
cheerful, Christmas song singing, Randy to clean out the carburettor, check the 
spark plugs and install a fuel filter.  We thanked them profusely and set 
off on our mission of purchasing a replacement Kindle from a shop across the 
lagoon.  The outboard conked out again but we managed to limp to the dinghy 
dock, bought Bob a Paper White Kindle and headed back to WIW for further 
assistance when the heavens chose to open and a monsoon of rain descended.  
Sean and Randy were out to lunch and It continued to pour with thunder thrown in 
for good effect.  Eventually we made contact with Sean, handed over and 
headed for a bite to eat, splashing ankle deep along the road, ending up at a 
rather nice bar, La Lagunieres.  Soaked through we tucked into some 
delicious hot food, hot coffee, and beer of course, having to keep to the dry 
half of the bar as it hurled even more thundery rain down, before returning once 
more to WIW via a handy supermarket, also run by a Chinese family.  After a 
long, long wait while Randy emptied and refilled the fuel tank in case there was 
water in it, we left, cold, wet and rather “down in the mouth” and puttered back 
still getting even more wet.  I persuaded a deflated and soggy Bob to drop 
in to the visit the fat and surly immigration people to check out, thence we 
battled through the elements back to the sanctuary of Windy who fortunately was 
still in the same place.  We will chill this evening watching the lightning 
that continues to flash, rather prettily actually, and rumble around us, with a 
very large, gin and tonic whilst keeping an eye out that we “really are stuck in 
this time”.  |