VHF Theatre

Rhiann Marie - Round the World
Stewart Graham
Wed 12 Oct 2011 10:59
Wednesday 12th October 0955 UTC 1055 BST
 
22:15.28N 017:37.05W
 
Wind: 15 knots NNW, COG 332 Deg True, SOG 6.8 Knots
 
Lat night was a very busy night. The strategy to head up to the beach worked fine and set me fairer for my long upwind beat to Gran Canaria.
 
I however had to be alert on two counts. This plan would put me right in the middle of the shipping lanes and extra care on two counts needed to be taken with "locals". That is perhaps those fishing but also the new and additional concern highlighted by Rhiann's communique yesterday of a piracy threat in the region.
 
Indeed the shipping was heavy and allowed almost no possibility of sleep. I used my trick up drifting into a sleep while standing up. In this case because of our heavy angle of heel, leaning over the arm of the nav seat. As you drift into slumber the knees buckle and in this case they knock against the under nav-seat locker door and wakes you. This works very well and half a dozen drifts like that and you will get another hour. I needed it all as we were at close quarters almost all night, tacking in and out of the way of ships. Whenever there was a predicted close approach I simply radioed and all watchkeeprs were understanding. Some never answered at all, I presume because of a difficulty with English, but in each case they took the desired and obvious avoiding action anyway. 
 
Most of the larger ship had AIS too which is a big help, but a significant number of large vessels, sometimes very large and I presume Mauritanian, did not. The difficulty is that without the ships name supplied by AIS due to language difficulties it is more difficult to get a "ship in position......" to respond.
 
At one point one such ship which had been hovering around behind me for an hour or so began to directly follow me and was closing on me - down to four miles. I switched off all navigation lights and made sure that the EPIRB was at the ready. Eventually afte about an hour and a half they pulled away....................
 
By very early morning I cleared most of the thick of the shipping lane on my outward north westerly tack and was able to get a few cat naps. The angle of heel is severe though as I am hard on the wind which in the morning was up to 25 knots. The pitching and slamming too made it very difficult to nap.
 
Anyway a new day a new dawn and I am continuing to grind down the miles. Five per hour made good to my destination! 
 
Aboard Rhiann Marie we have 3 fuel tanks 900L each side and 425 in the centre. I also have two water tanks 700 L each side. Everything was full leaving South Africa, some 3.5 tonnes of ballast! The generator pulls from the port fuel tank. Up until the Doldrums we had used almost no fuel at all except that required to run the generator and the heating system when we initially left Capetown. So when we got to the Doldrums I hoped that possibly I would use three days of fuel but hopefully only two. eventually all Starboard tank was used and mid, just over three days usaege all in all since leaving Capetown on 10th September. 
 
As I knew I would be using fuel from the port tank in the early part of the passage for heating and generator consumption I elected to use the starboard water tank to keep ballast balanced. When I started motoring in the Doldrums I used starboard fuel tank so as to preserve the use of the generator from the port tank for as long as possible in all eventualities. 
 
After being at sea for over a month now the water from the starboard tank is also very low. However I wanted to continue to run it to empty so that I could refill it from the watermaker with good pure water............. are you following all this?
 
So we ended up with neither fuel nor very much water in the starboard side of the boat. So this morning in order to redistribute, evenly, the boat ballast I ran off half a tank of water from the port side and started the generator - we were needing to charge batteries anyway, and set the watermaker going. After six hours or so of running the generator (this morning and perhaps this evening or tomorrow morning) I will have 700 litres of water to re balance the fuel and a little bit of water I left in the port side.
 
And then........... well yes, then I will be able to sail just as well on starboard tack as I can on port tack. Because at the moment I have some very long tacks to make on starboard.
 
So it is very busy aboard. Last night I made three nights meals - some concoction with noodles, green curry, coconut milk and chicken plus whatever else was lying around.
 
I have to confess this is probably going to be quite tiring, the biggest strain is only making five knots or so towards my destination. I am currently pointing at the Azores.............
 
Last night the VHF show was just unbeleivable. It went on all night - on channel 16. I think there will soon be a ruling to have VHF output recorded and sampled as this carry on is completely out of control. The latest addition to the pathetic repetoire is to hold conversations in made up "gobbledegook" normally "Chinesish" sounding. This will bait someone to cut in cursing "you fxxxing Chinese" to get off the radio and switch channel. "Why should we switch channel they will try to engage the Russian, who eventually just erupts in a volley of profanities. Silence. Then it starts again always slowly at first maybe the next ploy is trying to sound like a serious Radio operator. "Delta Kilo!" "Delta Kilo!"............ "Delta Kilo Charlie Bravo" this goes on descemnding into a selection of bizarre styles until eventually it becomes unintelligible. Silence. Then it starts again in a new accent......
 
Then there's the whistling, pretending (I think) to be very good and whistle some classic tune but just annoyingly bad to drive one berserk and for sure someone will cut in. Mock operatic singing too. The Filipinos they always get the blame. "Fxxxing Filipino Monkey + some abuse about the mother of the operator on the other end. Then there is the baiting of the Filipinos and a new one "Banana! Banana" "Banana no good....." "One banana, two banana, three ........ " Screeching,wailing, you name it. Anything but legitimate calling.
 
This makes any small opportunity to sleep even more difficult as I have to have the VHF turned up reasonably loud as part of my defence startegy. I have two radar alarms, and AIS alarrm, a wake up alarm on the plotter, a wake up alarm on the Ifone at my ear which also vibrates and off course the VHF should anyone wish to call me.
 
All of this is just safeguarding as of course a visual is kept between naps if I can get them and once a "target" is located it is a question of following that all the way until it is past and clear...... if I can't quite do that without sleeping then I use the standing up trick.
 
Anyway this was going to be a short blog as I am very busy and very tired. We'll try and make it short and uneventful tomorrow. Aarrrrgh! Only four measly lousy bloody knots of VMG. I have to go and tweak something - I don't know what but................