That Damn Sausage again !

Cat-man-do
Thu 29 Nov 2007 05:53
We're now well into the Atlantic, though to look at our mapping, which hopefully you are if you're reading this, it seems we're only just scraping the surface of the trip. We are however beginning to get into a "rhythm" and things are starting to become a little easier,especially the night watches. One of the hardest things about this sort of trip is getting your body into a pattern of being asleep for 4 hours at night before being woken up by someone else that's shattered and will happily crawl into your still warm bed as soon as you've vacated it. We seemed to have hit a happy method of doing the night watches straight away which is nice.We are doing a 2 watch system of 4 hours each, with 2 of us on watch at a time. If there's not too much happening then one of the watch can have a snooze for a couple of hours whilst the other keeps an eye on things, then swap about. Peter and Robert seem happy to do this. Myself (Brian) and Howard seem to work slightly differently and tend to both stay awake spending a lot of the time "gassing" about all sort of "not a lot" or sitting in a companiable silence. The first few days of this sort of trip are always the hardest on the bodies' clock and hearing of sailors hallucinating when tired is something that's been well documented for centuries. You'll be pleased to know that we are upholding sea faring traditions with myself sitting bolt upright one night and about to start screaming that we were "much too close to the harbour wall" (even though we were about 200 miles off shore by then)  Howard however manages to eclipsed my efforts by spotting a handy shopping centre in the middle of the Atlantic, something akin to the Trafford centre I would guess. Never fear, good reader, normal service will be resumed on our return, if, of course we've ever actually been normal.....
We are eating well, and although our provisioning efforts horrified a certain young lady (Sally-Anne on Asolare) we are, so far happy with our efforts. I'm having a guess here, but it appears that the boats with "ladies" aboard seem to be indulging in roast meals with Cauliflower Cheese and veg followed up with a nice bottle of Claret amongst other edible delights. We seem a little more basic in our provisioning, however our packet, ready prepared meals, (recommended by Shawn after his Fastnet efforts) so far seem to have been excellent. We are also managing cereals for breakfast, small pizzas for lunch and a rather good Chicken Balti prepared by Howard last night. We've even been managing to keep up the recommended fruit intake, well, until we ran out yesterday that is. However vitamins and minerals in the form of Borroca (a sort of vitamin "bomb" you drink) are still being supplied to keep our finely honed bodies in shape :O)
Along with the power mentioned in earlier blogs the other issue when doing this sort of trip is fresh water. We carry about 400 odd litres in the main water tank, supplemented by several hundred litres of water in bottles stored under the "floor boards" If you ever want to know what it feels like to be looked at as if you really should be locked up, try going shopping to a large wholesalers and loading up a trolley with several hundred bottles of assorted water. The looks on peoples faces, especially at the checkout is worth the effort alone...
On the subject of water, as you can imagine washing facilities are somewhat limited because of the need to be careful with it, but however, we have a secret weapon. Howard has brought his solar shower with him. This is, in effect a thick sort of rubber bag thingy which you fill with sea water. This Black bag is then left in the sun for a few hours which heats the water for you to have a nice refreshing if somewhat salty shower from the bag which is hung up in the cockpit. It empties via a tube with what is best described as a watering can rose on the end of it. A crude but effective source of hygiene not to mention humour as we take it in turns to stand naked in the cockpit having our "shower" On a personal note yesterday, I decided to forgo this luxury and uphold British sea faring tradition by simply dipping a bucket in the sea and pouring the sea water straight over my head. An excellent and refreshing pastime if I may so, though the others seem yet to be convinced !
There would appear to be some concern over the well being of our "rabid sausage" as mentioned in our earlier blog. Fear not fair reader, after a suitable time locked in the locker to teach it who's boss after the other night, we let it out and allowed it to take up its' rightful place out the front of the boat. As usual, the hoisting went swimmingly and it sat up there well behaved for well over a full 24 hours. Last night however as the light started to fade we were surrounded by some pretty viscous looking squalls with black curtains of rain dropping out of them. Now, our brave "sausage" isn't afraid of a bit of rain. The sudden gusts of sometimes violent wind that often accompany these squalls can however be a problem. This becomes more of a problem obviously, at night when you can't see them coming. It was decided that discretion was the better part of valour and we'd put the sausage to bed before things had the potential to become a little "hairy" So, with Pete and Robert on the foredeck we set about dropping it. Myself and Howard in the cockpit controlling boat direction and control lines (sheets) Now if you imagine, this sausage, when deployed is 156 square metres large, and to get it back into it's controlling sock (read, sausage) you have to let off the control lines to allow it to collapse whilst it's still attached to the top of the mast, then you can slide the sock down it (something like rolling a stocking down a ladies leg, but I digress) This time Howard slightly miss heard the shouted instructions from the foredeck and started lowering it from the top of the mast, it wasn't then possible to get it back in it's "stocking" and we ended up with most of the 156 sq metres under the boat. Luckily there we no engines running and it didn't get trapped or caught on anything under the hulls, and was somewhat un gracefully manhandled back onto the deck before being shoved back into it's locker for being "naughty"
One day it'll learn, or just maybe, we will......
It's now 4:50 in the morning and time I feel for a Coffee, sleep well.