4th Form Field Trip: Rivers and Lakes

Kokamo's Pacifc Meanderings
Tom and Rachel
Mon 18 Oct 2010 10:45
(Kokamo was recently anchored off the smoking volcanoes of Ambrym at 16:09.08S 168:06.45E)
 
Despite almost slipping on the slick wood of the stile, Dr Beard was thankful he had donned his trusty walking boots: laces trussed around his ankles, woolen socks pulled up to his calves.  Despite being early June, the weather was living up to its promise on every field trip he ran. Form 4B was cloaked in dripping wet cloud as they made their way uphill beside a fast running stream destined for Ullswater, whose outline lurked in the white-grey clag below.
 
Newbald was keeping up a pathetic line of sheep related jokes, aimed at the usual defenceless targets walking at the front of the class.
 
"Newbald!" cried Beard, "If you had even the slightest grasp of the subject we're meant to be engaged in here, you'd know that the Lake District is in England, not Wales." 
 
He immediately regretted stooping to any kind of involvement.  "Still got lots of stupid sheep, sir," retorted Newbald, lobbing an orange intended for measuring the flow rate of the stream at one of sodden animals.  Then the inevitable imbecilic snigger from Harrington.
 
Not for the first time lately, Beard couldn't help asking himself what he was doing here?  Why exactly was he trying to cajole half of a bunch of fifteen year old boys to stick flow rate impellers into a brook on this godforsaken Cumbrian hillside, while the other half timed a floating orange?  It had once been so different...
 
He suddenly recalled climbing through wet cloud on a very different occassion, on the otherside of the world - a flash back to a more exotic existence. 
 
"I remember a day a little like this - albeit a bit warmer - on a very different kind of hill," he started.
 
"It wouldn't be in the South Seas would it, sir?" ventured Wristhley in mock surprise, followed by a chorus of stifled giggles.  But Wilks edged nearer, biro paused over clipboard with its useless, wet paper.  God, Wilks could be an irritating swot, but at least he'd listen to a story. 
 
"We'd sailed to an island in Vanuatu called Ambrym, with the hope of climbing up one of its volcanos.  But the weather was terrible - rain and strong winds.  We had 35 knots and big seas as we crossed the few miles of open sea to the north of the island.  My sister had just come out from England, and we joked she might as well have stayed behind."
 
"Anyway, the next morning things had improved a bit, so we decided to attempt to walk up the most nearest volcano - Mount Marum, about 11 kilometres inland and 1000 metres above the boat anchored in the bay.  A man in the village - Ruben I think he was - offered to be our guide, but explained that there was currently a tabu on climing to the summit.  It was the yam planting season, you see, and some Chiefs believed that if they angered the volcano it would send its ash to spoil the yam crop."
 
"What's a yam, sir?" asked a quiet voice.  "Well, you know Wilks.  A tuber, like a long root vegetable.  Staple diet in the South Seas.  Haven't I taught you anything?"
 
"Doh, Wilks!"  That brainless child Harrington again.
 
"This chap Ruben said he could take us as far as the ash plain, and no further.  So the four of us set off through the gardens above the village, past planted taro, banana...  Yes, Wilks, taro is another root crop... then climbing steeply through the uncultivated bush.  Suddenly the spur we were ascending stopped short, and dropped down on to the dark grey, crunchy expanse of the ash plain."
 
"For an hour we walked across the ash, only climbing very gently.  But at the same time the cloud base came back down, and very soon we were cloaked in a soggy white mist, just like this one..."
 
His eyes roamed the truncated horizon.  Tightly grazed grass and wind swept gorse and bracken - maybe not so similar after all.  Deciding to ignore Brown using his clip board as a shield against Newbald improvising a foil with his flow rate meter, Dr Beard allowed his reverie to continue.
 
"But once we reached the end of the ash plain, Ruben glanced up at the ever thickening clould, and seeming to think it might disguise a minor transgression of the tabu, suggested we could continue to the top after all."
 
"We plunged into an deep cut ravine, where wet season run off had eroded the steep hill back to its bare lava shell, climbing steeply upwards over big ledges and through shallow pools overhung by wild cane, the first plants to able colonise such a rough environment, and wet to the skin with the increasing precipitation."  Beard gazed at the gentle Cumbrian stream, as if the contrast might awaken the old excitement.
 
"Once we reached the head of the gulley, we clambered up on the ridge above, a knife edge retained in the ash layers of the cone itself, and followed its forty-five degree incline to the very lip of the crater rim.  As we approaced we could hear deep whooshing noise, like a massive fan, loose on its bearings."
 
"Was it alive sir?" gasped his one devoted listener.  "You mean 'was the volcano active' I assume, Wilks?  Of course it was.  This is the South Pacific, not the extinct hummocks of the Lake District."
 
Wilks, a little crestfallen at his naivety, still looked suitably impressed.
 
"As we leant against the wind and rain on the cusp, looking down into the crater itself, we could see vivid red rock, protruding in jagged formations from the near vertical bowl, plunging downwards into the white cloud and grey smoke.  We strained our eyes, but could not see beyond the blanket to the source of the noise.  And then, for just a few seconds, the cloud parted enough to see half a red lake a hundred metres down, glowing back at us, and we felt the heat of the boiling lava on our faces."
 
Wilks stood gaping.  Upstream the shouts of half the class taunting a boy who'd got his welly stuck in a bog before falling flat on his face swiftly broke the spell.
 
"Wristhley.  What do you make the water velocity then?"
 
"Erm... er... about 0.4 meters per ...erm... what is it...second or something?  But then I lost my orange sir."
 
"Ok, right chaps.  Newbald, give Dawson back his wellington boot.  Now!  Let's get back to the minibus."
 
 
 
[Dr Beard makes this return to the blog by popular request.  Tom has not completely lost his mind in the final weeks of our cruise, and has not determined to return and undertake a doctorate in Geography.  Yet...]