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Fri 29 Jul 2011 16:46
Middle Of The Ocean Gazette
July ? 2011
headline news:
American yacht enters Azorean High
“Tenacity”, a 47’ ketch hailing from United
State’s East coast, has entered the air mass known as the Azorean High, located
near and around the Archipelago Islands, the Azores. This air mass is
known for its very light breezes and sunny skies. Tenacity and her crew
seem relatively unconcerned of their current location. “Makes for nice
sunning” says John Prehn, The Most Wonderful Crew Member. Having had
optimum sailing winds since leaving Bermuda earlier this month, this air
mass brings slower progress towards the Azores, which is the next
destination for Tenacity.
“We’ve had stiff breezes on the nose and then big winds behind
us with huge following seas! As much fun as that was, it’s a bit nice not to be
thrown around so much down below. I may take this downtime and bake a
cake!” says First Mate and cook Cindy Fletcher Holden.
The Most Wonderful Captain Robert enjoyed employing an old sail
called a “drifter” and was pleased to see it filling nicely in the light
air. “We’re up to 4 knots! and more”. This also is a good time for
the crew to go around the stable deck and inspect hardware. “we found major
cracks in the triple sheave Harken Mainsheet block, and we were able to replace
it with the ease of working on a steady boat. “
Not knowing how long they will be enjoying the Azorean High,
Tenacity’s crew will make the most of this time working on tans, catching up on
reading, misc. chores and of course, eating.
Business News
Seas not Safe for Serious
Spenders
In days of yore, Ocean going vessels were
out of communication with their folks back on dry land. It’s been said to many a
cruiser, “”you can’t spend any money while you’re at Sea!”. Well those
days are gone with the advent of satellite e-mail! Now one can get a
request via e-mail to “authorize” a sum of money on a credit card, simply by
e-mailing back and typing “OK”. It’s in fact easier than going to
Amazon.com and accidentally hitting “add to cart” for another pair of platform
stiletto shoes. So not even the wide open sea is safe for the addicted
spender! Until the minutes on the sat phone run out, but then all you have
to do is type “OK”, and more minutes will be billed to your credit card just
like that!
Police Beat
Investigation remains opened in the mysterious turning off
the refrigerator compressor. Considered “persons of interest”,
Dabola and Perkins, both cats who live aboard Tenacity, and suspects in the
potential loss of precious food, have been takne into custody and are being
questioned. “These cats have clear motive, as they are counting
their days in captivity, and cold food is of no interest to them”. What makes
this case even more intriguing is the cats know exactly to the minute how long
they have been held, and the crew barely know what month it is, let alone day of
the a week, or how many days they’ve been out here.
Obituaries
Sam Squid, of unknown address, died unexpectedly early one
morning when attempting to , we’re not sure what he was attempting, but he
landing with a thud in the cockpit of Tenacity, and died on impact.
Survivors are not known
Frank Flying Fish of unknown address died of complications
following a missed attempt to fly over a 47 ketch In the Middle Of The
Ocean. He most likely survived the fall and died due to dehydration. His
body was found the morning after. “He was doing what he loved” said his daughter
Freida.
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