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Ellatrout3
Thu 10 Jul 2008 11:21

10th July 00:40
 
Dear readers,
 
From the desk of the AdC to the First Sea Lord
 
Its me again, Paul, the below-deck diarist of HMS Yacht Ella Trout III.  For the purists amongst you who may think I am being treasonable, I am, of course, referring to Her Majesty's Subject's Yacht Ella Trout III.
 
Progress continues apace, we've been riding the low I mentioned yesterday all day.  The wind has been consistently Force 5/6 but whereas yesterday, with torrential rain and closed-in grey skies, was most unpleasant sailing; today, with similar winds and equally lively seas - but with glorious hot sunshine - has been perfect .   I don't know if you ever remember watching those old films where people were in open boats (life boats or life rafts) on the open sea in exceptionally bad weather (The Cruel Sea comes to mind).  I've always though have fake and naff the special effects were..... wrong!  When you are sat in an open cockpit, in a Force 6 with lashing wind and battering torrential rain - when it feels cold enought to freeze the balls off a Brass Monkey (children, mummy or daddy will explain that old nautical term to you) - the sea is boiling from the wind, the waves and the rain hitting it - it was very close to the pictures I recall. 
 
In the 24 hours up to 13:00 on Wednesday 9th we made another 150 miles exactly.  As I type I can see that the Chart Plotter is indicating we have 425 miles to run for Pwllheli.  The weather forecast for tomorrow is Force 5 to 6 with moderate to rough seas - so that's OK, more of the same!  We're hoping that we can stick with this Low, we should be able to use it all the way into the Irish Sea, provided it doesn't do anything untoward....
 
We had another unexpected visitor again, what the First Sea Lord (FSL) referred to in an earlier signal as a Giant Squid.  This time we have photographic evidence to prove our claim - he was indeed some 4 to 6 inches from the tip of his tail to the end of his tentacles, which incidentally are very sticky.
 
Other news, the fleet photographer appeared this morning and a full photo shoot was conducted, we even managed to get a group photo of the entire crew.  However, there was a little too much frivolity for my liking with various crew members, including Officers, messing about in a Force 6 on the foredeck; tsk tsk!!
 
Unfortunately I have to report that FSL has succumbed again to a bout of 'poorly tummy', this isn't anything to do with the sea and I don't think its the food.  I only cook one 'choice' per meal so the Wardroom has the same food as the Ratings Mess. I think it was too much partying in the Azores with fellow JAC captains - and the resultant bug that did the rounds.  The main menu options have simplified now though: scrambled egg, rice pudding and water (take it or leave it) but it does mean I am cooking two choices - and eating the other one.  We've got a cupboard full of exotic items to get rid of before we make landfall .  "Permanent consumption" for the FSL over the last 18 hours has amounted to 2 ginger biscuits, a pot of yummy, a very small portion of muesli and a bottle of water.  Hopefully we are over the worst and simple dishes like scrambled egg will hit the mark and stay there!
 
FSL asks me to apologise for not adding something personal himself, he is very busy oncentrating at the moment (spelled ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz!) but I believe a bit more sleep will help him back to top form.
 
Got to go, need to take a sunsight or plot a position or splice the mainbrace or something.
 
Regards to all.
 
 
Poppa/Dad/Roger and Paul.
 
 
ps Sending this at 11:15 on Thursday 9th and our position now is some 270 miles south west of some rocks on the south-eastern tip of Ireland (which we are intending to avoid -  the rocks that is, not Ireland).  May try to do a further report later today to return to a daily routine, on the day and the plot should be updated then.