14 SEPTEMBER . DOVER I SIKTE

Osare
Thu 14 Sep 2006 14:49
This is the house guest of Osare.

I have to announce to you all, that without Elin's ready made food, there would have been riots in Osare. Thank her for successful trip so far! Unfortunately salads and Bolognaise lasted only for a while. Luckily the next generation (TOBI the captain Cook) took in charge and with the help of the house guest, created some culinary delights as well (f. ex. hot dogs).

I will ask Eric next time that he contacts to the governments of Norway and U.K., because these roads are extremely bumby and the angle is totally different from the rest of the EU.

We have hijacked a secret agent John to guide this viking's "business trip" across these bumby roads. Poor guy will never know what hit the England after we have landed. Wewill arrive at night as usual. Watch out ladies and landlords!

The Captain, Eric the Red, has kept his usual coolness. Only one time the whole boat was awakened, there where other boats on horizon! We cleverly escaped these monsters. As we did escape the Flying Dutchtanker, which I saw following us from 1 am. to 2 am. last night, she also disappeared to the misty night of the North Sea. That was a very true and tight situation too, but we managed.

The main chef Tobias (TOBY the MAN) has taken care of the rest of the crew. The food that he has made is eatable and the attitude is ok. He is also very good guy, but he has to learn maths. The languages are all right though.

The house guest has enjoyed all the trip. The windier the better (until some limit). He also happened to have the bunk at the lee side (whatever it means), which makes life a lot easier.

Osare has behaved like a good bird should behave. No panick in any condition. Modest, but good manners in all situations. Maybe I should tell the captain, that Swan has it's own wings and she does not need any noisy propellers to fly.

Best Regards (hopefully to be continued sometime).

--petri