The Escapees get ready to race
 
                A year afloat: to the Caribbean and back
                  Sam and Alex Fortescue
                  
Mon 28 Mar 2011 19:42
                  
                | It's the night before the first day of the BVI 
regatta. You'd probably expect that we'd spend the evening in quiet 
contemplation, perhaps swotting up on race tactics, double checking the course 
co-ordinates or perhaps running through some gentle exercise... Not a bit of it. 
I'm scoffing M&Ms back on Summer Song and dreaming about 
supper. We'll be sailing Ian's 53-footer for glory against 
a fleet that includes many similar boats, and we've spent much of the day fine 
tuning our sailing technique. We've sailed around the island of Tortola over the 
last two days and had the gigantic main and genoa up in a hefty 27 knot gust of 
wind today. At one point, we got knocked so far over by a gust from the 
mountains that Alex's father slid clean across the foredeck and was only saved 
from a dousing in the drink by the guard wires. He sustained some nasty 
scratches to the arm and was just recovering when another accident saw me 
conking him (gently) on the head with the outboard motor. My poor father-in-law 
now no doubt fears that I'm going to try to finish him off tomorrow in the heat 
of the race. Tortola really is a sailing paradise; the wind 
blows a fairly constant 15-20 knots, but the waters are well protected by the 
ring of outer islands, leaving a huge expanse of relatively flat sea to sail 
about in. The islands are volcanic and rise quite steeply out of the water, 
dotted with numerous little sandy beaches. and, wherever there's a beach, there 
seems to be a shack selling drinks and food. Last night we got stuck into an 
establishment that goes by the name of 'da Loose Mongoose'. Our skipper and host 
Ian remembered the place from a holiday six years ago, when there was live music 
from a fellow who played Jimi Hendrix guitar solos behind his head and with his 
teeth. Extraordinarily enough, the unmistakable riffs of Purple Haze broke out 
at about 11pm, when Ian realised with delight that it was the same guy playing. 
The only thing that appeared to have changed was that he had an adorable 
five-year old daughter who sang a series of salsa classics in a slightly 
falsetto tone. Of the 17-strong group, we know five people, but 
there's a good astmosphere onboard. We're split between the racer, Los 
Escapados, and the catamaran, whose function is largely cocktail-based. Alex and 
I have lucked out with the best berth on the racer, taking up the entire saloon 
on a table that cleverly turns into a bed. Apart from Alexis and Rita, there's a 
very bubbly Spanish girl called Beatriz and some very sweet Belgian couples. 
There's a chap called Paul, at present skippering the cat, who once sailed a 
week-long race in an 18-foot Hobie Cat and was runner-up in the European 
championships. Tonight we're back in Road Town, Tortola, ready for 
the off tomorrow. The racer urgently needed to have the hull scraped clean of 
barnacles and her name applied to the bow (she's brand new). Due to an 
unfortunate cock-up on the stencilling front, the stickers with the boat's name 
on read: Los Escapadas Glasgo, Scotland Now, as students of the Spanish language and tapas 
fans will be aware, 'los' is the masculine definite article, but the noun 
'escapadas' sports a feminine ending. This, then, is akin to calling the boat 
'he's a woman'. Ian took it all in tremendously good spirits, seeming more 
amused than anything by the abbreviation of his native Glasgow. As he pointed 
out, it could be first time that a boat registered in the mythical Scottish town 
of Glasgo ever wins a sailing event. Maybe the error will bring us 
luck... Ian in the world's largest yacht chartering centre: 
Tortola  Alex and her dad at the helm  Rita and Alexis  Beatriz  Pelicans were diving over swimmers' heads to get 
mouthfuls of whitebait  Los Escapados floating off Cane Garden Bay, where 
we had lunch  |