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Ocean Science's blog
Glenn Cooper
Sun 18 Jan 2015 10:11
Atlantic Modes
Fashion notes from Binnacle Bertie
An eclectic mixture on board, but – oh dear, none that would gain entry to
the Royal Yacht Club bar
Mark and the two Bens have gone a bit Hemingway on the facial hair
front. Mark’s is the more nautical, moving in the direction of the bloke
on the old Players fag packet. Ben Scott’s is more of the
“Shaving is for cissies” variety, random black and grey sproutings that
hard men leave alone. Ben D has designer stubble a la Mark
Webber, that gritty tough guy look. Glenn and Gregor are clean
shaven. This is really because a couple of days’ growth on the older
geezer gives you that “Granddad on the way to the day centre” look. We
prefer the sleek First Sea Lord look, but below the face the image starts to
fall apart.
The most striking fashion item to be seen is Teresa’s leopard skin pattern
deck shoes. The remainder of her ensemble does give the impression of
someone who has made an effort. However, her red wet gear is so-o-o
20th century. Mark is more of a problem for the fashionista –
sagging grey or khaki shorts are de rigeur for him, with a variety of tops
ranging from Mountain Biker Grunge to a T-shirt with some information about how
pesto is good for you. Also a wide brimmed Aussie hat with the corks
surgically removed.
Ben Scott sports tops and hoodies with lots of writing about American
Universities. Also some strange shorts that do not have a pocket, with the
result that when we are ashore someone else has to carry his wallet. Boots
rather than shoes, and the boots are more of the clog dancing variety than
anything else.
Ben Dowson is lead singer in a blues band in Indonesia and is generally to
be seen with a cool Man In Black look on board. The band does a full Blues
Brothers act, with Ben (Elwood) in hat, suit, shades and narrow tie. Only
the shades make it on board, but the overall look is on the smart side
Gregor’s contribution is a pair of stained Marks&Spencer clam-picker
shorts, a “How-log-can-I-wear-the-same-one” T-shirt, and a pair of trainers that
cost 3 euros new in Mallorca. There have also been sightings of a
Skull-and-crossbones bandana, and a lucky Maori necklace from New Zealand (thank
you Gabriel and Charlie)
Glennbo can be seen rising from his cabin in a splendid gubernatorial
dressing gown, as befits owner and skipper. Eventually this gives way to
day clothing which is, on the whole, acceptable for someone of his eminence and
status on the good ship Ocean Science.
We have not seen a living thing out here for the last couple of days, so I
guess that even if we were in the height of yachtie fashion no-one would
know. In fact the only object which we have seen that is not us is a
child’s football, which we overtook with ease.
Our speed downwind across this ocean remains good, typically 8-9 knots with
a max of 12 – all this on the headsail and one mainsail. No prospect of
spinnakers yet, with a true wind speed of 25 from NE. Very bumpy yesterday
with a swell from NE of about 4 metres trough to peak, confused by a lesser
swell from the N. We did 194 nautical miles.
Lunch yesterday was a stir fry heroically made by Teresa from a Lanzarote
chicken ripped apart with her bare hands. In the evening we had bangers
and mash – or more precisely posh Ginger Pig sausages oven-baked with mashed
potatoes spiked with parmesan and fried onion. Not bad eh?
And that's the news from 28 West
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