A bunch of shaggers and other collective nouns

Escape on CAPE
David, Sarah and Bryn Smith
Thu 29 Jan 2009 12:45

Curries and Welsh cakes

To break the monotony of the sub-arctic Sardinian winter, Gary and Julia (WILD OATS), Rosie and Otwin (ENYA) and Lynne (MOYA) came across to CAPE one evening for curry and that well-known Indian dessert – Welsh cakes. David and I sorted the curries and naans (we can’t get hold of naans here so we have to make our own), while Bethany and Bryn cooked the Welsh cakes.

 

Watch Bethany with the bag of sultanas in this series of photos. I didn’t actually catch her eating them…

 

 

She eventually put them down long enough to do some cooking!

 

“I think it needs some more sultanas, Mummy.”

 

Thanks for the T-bags, Alan!

Stephen and Anne brought their visitors, Alan and Nigel, to meet us and to have a glass of wine on board CAPE. Alan arrived bearing gifts – a much-needed and very welcome top up on the T-bag front in the form of a big box of PG Tips Pyramid T-bags. However, there’s no such thing as a free T-bag as they say. The catch? Alan and Nigel read our blog as well as that of WANDERING DRAGON and PYXIS, and would like to see more frequent blogging from CAPE – no pressure then!

 

Eau de holding tank

On the boat jobs, David moved our ceiling mounted DVD/CD/radio/TV player from the saloon into the forepeak (Bryn's cabin in the pointy end), so that the children can shut themselves in and watch DVDs or listen to CDs without disturbing us (or vice versa). The ‘should-only-take-a-couple-of-hours’ job to run the wires, of course, involved emptying lots of lockers, and then evolved. We emptied Beth’s cabin to get at the new wire, and the starboard lockers in the saloon, the notorious holding tank cupboard behind the loo, and Bryn’s toy and clothes locker to run the new wires through.

 

Beth’s cabin stripped out to get at the new wire – this is before David even started to empty the rest of the boat! You can see the offending wires running through the starboard lockers in the saloon. He did eventually run them through a conduit and didn’t leave them loose for me to pull out by accident when I do a spot of locker rearrangement.

 

As it was raining, all the stuff out of the lockers ended up under our feet in the saloon.

 

Don’t you just love a clear and orderly workspace? Spot the new box of T-bags.

 

Once we had emptied the holding tank cupboard, it became obvious that the cork lining the hull inside the cupboard was retaining some of the odour (eau de holding tank) from past loo pump stripping incidents. We decided that the only way to get rid of the smell was to strip off the cork lining – a perfect job for little people armed with sharp tools, bent on destruction. Meanwhile we dried out our loo roll collection (which had got damp with condensation from lying against the hull), and David got on with fitting the offending DVD player.

 

Once the cupboard had been stripped, washed down, dried and passed the sniff test, we eventually put back all the bed linen and towels and wedged everything in with freshly dried loo rolls. The rest of the day was spent repacking lockers while Beth and Bryn tested the DVD function on the player.

 

Geology and marine biology

We have been to a couple of lectures on geology and marina biology – given by Gary’s English students. Valeria is a marine biologist specializing in marine mammals, and she told us all about the characteristics of mammals in general and marine mammals in particular. It was fascinating to learn about the different adaptations to marine life that these mammals have made. Did you know, for example, that the pectoral ‘fins’ on a dolphin are actually called flippers because they contains the bony remains of the forelimb that was lost when the land-based ancestors of the dolphin returned to live in the sea? We have also learned the difference between seals and sea lions (it is all in the ears, apparently), and about the Mediterranean Monk seal that only became extinct from the Italian coast in the 1960s.

 

Our lecture theatre and lecturers.

 

Valentina is a geologist and she talked about the geology of Sardinia. She brought loads of rock samples, and we came away with a fossil trilobite and rock samples, as well as a stalactite, which we’d identified as being made of limestone by dripping hydrochloric acid onto it and watching it fizz and bubble. We also learned about the chemical and physical processes involved in the formation of caves, and about the famous limestone caves that can be found in Sardinia.

 

Testing the limestone stalactite with hydrochloric acid; no HSE out here – it’s all hands on schooling!

 

These lectures – as you can imagine – have been great school fodder. The children have identified all of the 'magic' stones that we have on board (doesn’t everyone have a ‘magic’ stone collection?), and we have been brushing up on plate tectonics on the internet. John – and Wendy – you’d be proud of us!

 

The ‘magic’ stones being identified, sketched, and catalogued ready to be stored away in a plastic box for future reference.

 

Techno-school: internet-based schooling has become a family affair now that we can all see the screen (I must remember to remove empty vodka bottles before taking photos for the blog).

 

Next week we will be learning how to identify marine mammals, and the geology of Cagliari.

 

The Cagliari Cormorant Convention

I often get up before David and the children, to work while it’s quiet. One morning, just as it was getting light, I heard really loud splashing and went out to investigate. The water in the marina was full of cormorants. There were literally hundreds of them – in a feeding frenzy. Every 5 minutes or so they would all take off, circle the marina in the eerie half-light, and splash land to feed again.

 

The Cagliari Cormorant Convention.

 

A duck dive of cormorants fishing close to the boat.

 

I did a bit of research and found out that, while we refer to them as cormorants, the birds we are seeing might actually be European Shags. Looking up the collective nouns was more fun, and I came up with the expected flight of cormorants, but also a gulp, a “lett fli”, a paddling, and a swim of cormorants, and a hangout of shags. In Wales cormorants are often known as bilidowcars (billy duckers), and, combining a bit of word association, observation on how they enter the water to fish, and poetic licence, I would like to propose a new collective noun – a duck dive of cormorants. David’s suggestions were a dive of shags and a bunch of shaggers. Nothing unexpected there then…