Not Yet Aground Productions presents…

The Great S-CAPE

Other titles under consideration:

Carry on Sailing

Lost in Spain

Are We Nearly There Yet?

Directed by: Jackie Flint

Produced by: Stuart Flint

Cast

To be finalized, but the following are currently attending auditions.

We are also happy to consider other suggestions…

David Smith (Captain Lilo):

Sid James

Russell Crowe

Sean Connery

Dr Evil (played by Mike Myers)

Sarah Smith:

Dawn French

Goldie Hawn

Renée Zellweger from Bridget Jones’s Diary

Lawrence Burke:

John Hannah from Sliding Doors

Kenneth Williams

DI Sam Tyler from Life on Mars (played by John Simm)

Hugh Grant

Bryn Smith:

Chesney Battersby-Brown from Coronation Street (played by Sam Aston)

Blakeney from Master and Commander: Far Side of the World (played by Max Pirkis)

Jack the monkey from Pirates of the Caribbean

Mini Me from The Spy Who Shagged Me/Goldmember (played by Verne Troyer)

Bethany Smith:

Aveline from Bread (played by Gilly Coman)

Brooke Shields

Yasmin (one of the Bratz)

Dave Sturdy:

DCI Gene Hunt from Life on Mars (Philip Glenister)

Al Murray (The Pub Landlord)

Dean Parry:

Mike Myers as Austin Powers (oh, behave!)

John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever

Mick Fothergill:

Billy Connolly

Jenny Fothergill:

Dame Judy Dench

Zoë Wanamaker

Ben:

Michael J Fox

Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards

SuperTed

Rachel:

Keira Knightly

Samantha Janus

Helena Jones and Jenny Wood:

Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders from Absolutely Fabulous

Ali:

Sigourney Weaver from Aliens 2

Martin Haig and Christian:

Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson from Bottom

Linda the Barmaid:

Mimi Labonq from ‘Allo ‘Allo (played by Sue Hodge)

Carol:

Pauline Collins

Gwyn:

Rhys Ifans

Laura (Lawrence’s ex):

Lorraine Chase

Catherine (Sarah’s sister):

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Keith Morris:

Robert Carlyle

Anne Morris:

Toyah Wilcox

The Liddy Family:

The Incredible Family from The Incredibles

Sion Edwards (ex-Marina Manager):

Ronnie Barker from Open All Hours

As themselves:

Wynne and Delyth

Micky and Martin

Other family members (we didn’t want to cause offence, but if you would like to nominate your own character, we would be delighted to consider them for an audition)