There was a little boat

Who had a little gloat

Right in the middle of the harbour

He sat on his arse

It was all such a farce

This deck chair life saving father

But VHF is a powerful tool

And BWR is nobody’s fool

- We all got quite in a lather

We KNEW it was Kaimin

Who did all the SAVIN’

Alas all his GLORY got ravin!!