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Panatlantic
Sat 5 Jan 2008 15:33
Dear All,
I hope that the first few days back at work were not too traumatic for you all and that the memories of the festive season are still fresh in your minds.
 
Thank you to those of you who kindly answered my moon question! The answer was as simple as i had expected: of course the earth's shadow only passes over the moon during a lunar eclipse, very simple really, but one of those things it is hard to get one's mind around when out here. When i told this to James he called me an idiot, and said that that's exactly what he'd been thinking.
 
Several of you have also pointed out with a certain relish that there were 2 spelling mistakes in my last blog! Dear friends, i fear that this is the first sign that my sanity is being slowly but surely eroded with the passing of the days out here, what will happen to my poor mind over the coming 3 or 4 weeks we will just have to see. Be, tree, pee, me, lee, flea, teepee. Wigwam.
 
Well, i can report that we are barely moving! Yesterday evening the wind swung to the South West and although it was very light we found that we were making less than 1kt and generally being pushed further North than i am willing to let us go (Captain Burge naturally has the final say on all matters of navigation) so at midnight we decided to put out the sea anchor and get some head down. We both set our alarms for 03:50 for me to get up and check on conditions, but that was really rather pointless: the three riders of the apocalypse could have ridden through the cabin screaming my name and i wouldn't have woken up; for that matter a band of wandering minstrels could have alighted on komale and struck up a tune:
Wakey Ho!
Niall-O
Don't you know
It's time to Row?
Dum-de-dum and dosey-doe
Wakey now for we must go!
 
Then they could have danced a merry jig, the bells on their ankles and hats jingling away in the night, and still i wouldn't have awakened! As it was i awoke in time to get on the oars at 6am and we have been making a steady 1kt since then!
Here i must say that morale is actually probably as high as it has been for the entire trip, for although we have made terribly laboured progress the conditions of the sea are so outstandingly beautiful that James and i have both been awestruck and remain most jolly. This morning, as the sun rose in the eastern sky, the sea appeared velvet as it shimmered silver and gold and not a ripple could be seen on its glass-surface. The landscape was that of a perfect blue fairway, ever so slightly undulating, and the sound, the silence, was truly wonderful.
 
We have had some massive dorado (dolphin fish) around the boat today, and our boat fish Dory has returned! James will tell Dory's story tomorrow, (he insists on calling him Dora but i assure you that Dory is a dude), but i just wanted to say how amused i was at my own reaction to seeing him again for the first time in 2 days (he's been following us for about a week now); i may as well have sighted Antigua i was so pleased to see him! And i immediately broke off a bit of Go Bar for him!
 
The course we are taking, from San Sebastien de La Gomera via the trade winds (which apparently do exist) to English Harbour in Antigua follows the same course taken by Christopher Columbus in 1492 when he embarked on his great quest to circumcise the world with a 50ft clipper. Columbus sailed for just over 30 days (if my memory serves me correctly) in order to bring Christianity and Syphillis to the lands over the water; to teach the heathen about the love and forgiveness of Jesus and to slaughter (in the name of God) any of they who didn't immediately accept the blessed and merciful teachings of the Gospel. It appears that he set in motion a highly successful mission, for Central America remains one of the world's most pious, and riddled, parts of the world to this very day.
 
The temperature outside must be over 35 now, which is really rather steamy so we are being very careful to regulate our water consumption to compensate for the increase in sweat production. We probably drink around 15l of water between us per day, most of which is taken with electrolytes or protein drinks. Our diet is so incredibly high in protein (probably around 300g) that we aren't losing much weight at all, at least not from our upper bodies, which are in constant use; both of us have lost weight from our legs but hope not to be too much lighter when we arrive than when we left.
 
Each of the area of the boat now has its own distinct smell, which is quite interesting: The cabin smells very strongly of urine; the deck smells very strongly of urine; and the front hatch smells very strongly of urine.
 
Right, i shall leave you all there, i hope my spelling was better in this blog, please don't hesitate to correct me if i err again.
 
Until monday,
Niall