whos the daddy?!

Panatlantic
Thu 10 Jan 2008 14:47
Hi to everyone following our progress, and hi to those of you who hae misspelled something in google and ended up on our web page!
id like to start by saying happy anniversary to my beautiful girlfriend jess (yes its our anniversary not hers and someone else), im sorry i cant be with you today but il be thinking of you. i love you more tha ever and cant wat to see you.
 
well morale onboard is good, niall is looking more like a mexican everyday. i half expect to emerge for my shift to find him in a poncho, sombraro, strumming a little guitar and eating tortillas. he keeps calling me gringo! its strange how our weather lingo differs, niall describes the clouds as cumulonimbus, sirrus and nimbosrasus. he also talks of high and low pressure, cyclones and anti cyclones. i say wooly clouds, rainy clouds,, windy and not so windy! niall has talked about applying to mensa when we get back, i never knew he was interested in space travel?!
 
we received an email from a greg lavin from a dive centre in ireland, he thinks that its likely that our little fish dora has laid eggs on the underside of the boat and is hanging around until they hatch. last night i had a little chat with dora during which she confirmed that this is true, she is however embarresed and ashamed that she does not know who the father is. i had a suspicion it might be niall, however she denied this and insists that the 2 of them used protection! dora is very excited, shes never had kids before and as yet does not know their gender. secretly she is hoping for 20 boys and 15 girls. if the boys all have strange moustaches and start talking rubbish il know who the father really is.
dora is revelling in her new found fame, having been featured on the bbc, race website, numerous radio stations and is the subject of no less than 2 poetry groups. on the back of this she hopes to become a chat show host.
 
ok onto life at sea, what have been the highs for me so far? number one with a bullet has to be catching niall in the face with my freshly trimmed bum hair, his scream and look of disgust will stay with me forever! there have been many highs out here, surfing down the face of a wave at over 13 knots is something you can only appreciate if you have experienced it. its like the best rollercoaster ride in the world only better and unpredictable. anything could happen, it could tip the boat, fill us with water or just land on top of us. the wildlife we have seen has also been amazing, being surrounded by numerous dolphins, a whale circling and swimming under us, flying fish smashing into waves like kamikaze pilots, amazing coloured dorado jumping from the water and belly flopping back down, and of course watching the many birds as they glide effortlessly amongst the waves.
the skies at night have also been truely incredible, i never knew there were o many stars up there! ive seen shooting stars, comets, constellations and the sea lit only by the moonlight. sunsets and sunrise with no obstructions are also a fantastic spectacle.
other highs include shifts where i have been filled with an enormous sense of pride and acheivement for what we are doing, and receiving so many emails from people back home saying how they admire what we are doing. the pride felt by my family and friends as a result of what i am doing is one of the most satisfying feelings i have ever experienced.
 
another important high for the 2 of us is every tuesday and saturday, pork scratching day! thank you to my dad for bringing them to la gomera, they taste out of this world. there are few occasions you can get away with eating pork scratchings and this is one of them! mr. porky is now one of my closest friends!
 
there really are so many great things we have experienced, there have been bad aswell but eventually they will fade into the distance leaving a truely remarkable and enjoyable journey. who knows in 10 years i might have forgotten about all the negatives and want to do it again........................yeah right!!
 
well thats me for today, listen to original bristol tomorrow as my sisters are on there! that should make some great comedy radio! only joking, im sure you will  be great and im so pleased that you are involved in my adventure.
 
well as niall would say ta ta for now (weirdo).
 
james