Baleen

Panatlantic
Sun 30 Dec 2007 13:05
Dear Bloggees (the people for whom one blogs),
i trust this finds you merrily fattening yourselves up for the coming months, full to the brim with fine food and ales and bristling with the thrill of the season.
It's 1pm here, and James and i have just come out of our most satisfying 24 hours in some time, having had our best night of mileage yet. We are still at the mercy of these dastardly southerly winds, though we have been the object of some serious flirting from the easterlies this morning:
"Hey boys, mmmhmmm, you look all muscular there boys, wow!"
"Yeeeeeess! Why thank you madam, and how does today find you, as breezy and full of life as ever i trust?
"Why don't you come over to the South West with me and i'll show you!"
This kind of outrageous flirtation naturally gets our tongues wagging and we start to dream of 70 mile days.
But No! Every time she flicks us a saucy glance that darned southerly pops back again and chastises her:
"Stop that Miss Easterly, that is quite enough of that, get back to your room and put some decent clothes on! Right boys, you're coming away up north with me!"
And so the battle with the winds continues! But given time, Miss Easterly shall prevail, and we will be whisked away to the south west as fast as our arms can take us! We had one good morning of easterlies on Boxing Day, and have spent the following 4 days unable to row where we need to at the rate we need to.
 
There are probably a few reasons for our increase in speed over the past 24 hours: We cleaned the hull again; we appear to have picked up a current where we had none for the previous few days; and the southerlies have calmed a little meaning that we can steer more to the south than before. But also this: we are rowing harder.
 
"What!!" i hear you cry! It's true, we have started to row harder. Yesterday Rachel sent us an email suggesting as politely as possible that the reason we had stopped catching everyone, indeed the reason people were now pulling away from us days after we caught them, may not be soley due to the inclement weather conditions that we have (we have) been experiencing. It might just be that the other boats are rowing harder than us!
"Pish! Perish the thought!"
But then i thought about it for a while. Neither of us have been suffering from muscle pains, not that we did much during our training or during the million metres world record, but one would still expect to be a little tired. We both head out to our shift and row our bit then pop back in here as if nothing had happened. Now we are here to get across, that is the most monumental challenge in itself, one that has been completed by under 160 boats in history, but we don't like seeing people do better than us and if we can do something about it then we should. So after a bit of introspection we decided that maybe, just maybe, she was right: maybe we aren't rowing very hard! So! We changed our ways from yesterday afternoon. Once again i began to get that post-exertion buzz that one gets after a good session, and indeed i came in from each of my 6 night shifts with quite a sweat on. We roared through the night and will continue to do so until Antigua. Now if only those bloody trade winds would kick in!
 
Yesterday, as James mentioned, we saw a whale. I wasn't able to get a good look at its face but it appeared to me to be a right whale. Right whales, like many others including humpback and blue whales feed by taking in great mouthfulls of water and then squeezing all the water out again so that it passes through a number of baleen plates: essentially giant sieves made of hair. All the water returns to the sea from whence it came, minus all of the millions of plankton, krill and fish etc that was gaily floating around in there but a few seconds before. Prior to coming out here i had planned on supplementing our otherwise highly boring diet by using my moustache as a makeshift baleen plate. I predicted that we would be able to add 3000kcal per day  to our meals through the plankton, krill and baby turtles that i sieved out of the water. If i let my moustache grow to a sufficient length to cover my bottom lip, all i needed to do was to imbibe a huge mouthful of water, curl my lip in on itself and squeeze all the water out again. My calculation was, however, fundamentally flawed! I forgot to take in to account the fact that our bodies would react to 24hour/day exertion by directing all available resources to the muscles and vital organs, and neglect less important appendages such as ones hair, nails and teeth. I have twice cracked one of my incisors already, not badly luckily, but still!; our nails have only required cutting once in nearly 4 weeks, when normally they would require a weekly trim, and our beards have stopped growing at the rate at which they started out in life. I have once before grown my beard for 4 weeks and was able to chew my moustache after 3, which i still cannot do here, meaning that we have to go without krill and baby turtles for the duration.
 
Our nutritional programme was devised by the most excellent Jeni Pearce, of considerable repute in the rowing world. Without her advice we would not have broken the million metre world record by nearly so much, if at all, and we turned again to her for this trip. We are very happy with our nutrition out here, the only things we feel we are missing are the things lost by our couriers/customs. We would have replaced them in La Gomera but for the fact that we were told that everything was going to arrive the day before our departure, after much wrangling and shouting in spanglish at useless customs officials. By the time our embarkation date came and the package still hadn't arrived we were too rushed to stock up on the crisps and haribo that were missing, but apart from them we are essentially happy with what we're eating. Today, Saturday, is one of 2 pork scratching days we have a week, therefore is James' favourite day of all!
 
Right, well it's nearly time for me to get back on the oars and beast myself, so i'd better take on a few calories before i do that. Until New Year's Eve, when i shall next join you, have a lovely weekend.
 
Niall