Tonga

Ripple2
Thu 21 Sep 2006 11:12
We sailed to the entrance markers under a leaden sky not long after sunrise (but it was cloudy).
 
4 miles to the north is a small conical volcanic island. Niuatoputapu  itself is mostly flat with a small range roughly in the middle. It is about 4 miles end to end and 2 miles deep.  There are approx 1,000 people. The entrance channel was straightforward and well marked. We anchored off a dock and small village in 35 feet.
 
We were due to arrive the previous afternoon which would have been Friday Tahiti time but Saturday Tonga time. Due to a lack of wind we arrived on sat Tahiti time, Sun Tonga time. So we went from arriving on Fri to arriving on Sun. Between the wind and the International Date Line we lost a few days there somewhere.
 
We were not allowed on shore until we had been visited on the boat by Customs, Immigration and Quarantine  officials. That was not going to happen until about 11 on Monday. So we relaxed after 3 nights at sea.
 
Monday morning we cleaned the boat for our guests. The officials came and went (see Annies Log for details). We were free to go ashore.
 
We arrived in Niuetoputapu to the "stone age". Or very nearly, I would call
it the "corrugated iron age" After the almost first world conditions of
French Poly this out island of the Kingdom was a bit of a shock. You always
think you want to see thatched huts in the south Pacific. And then when you
see a place that has them it's a little weird. The people are friendly
enough but have few amenities. There is no electricity and virtually no
economy. Not even a weekly food market. This is subsistence living.
As we have become accustomed to in the more remote islands we were first greeted by children asking for lollies and pens and maybe a "what's your name?". The village was on flat open ground. A collection of thatch and tin and the occasional concrete buildings. The streets were laid out more or less in grid. There were dogs, horses and many pigs about. We walked through at lunchtime so no-one except the kids were about.
 
We set off down a dirt road with no shade at this time of day. We had to go the village that the locals optimistically called "the capital", 3 miles away to pay our check-in fees at the government office. On the road I saw a flattened can of VB (a brand of Australian beer). I noted it but passed it off a fluke. I was down to just 4 cans of beer on the boat and I was reverently hoping to buy beer here. Not long after I saw another one. No fluke. This was confirmation that you could get beer here.  We passed through another village with the customary greetings of "give me lolly" . We had not thought to bring any but thought that we could buy some in "the capitol" for the return trip.
 
Once in the capitol we found the government office almost hidden down a side street. A colonial era stone building housed the Treasury Sub Branch, Customs, Quarantine and Immigration offices. There was no computer and I don't recall a typewriter although there may have been one. There was however a 30's ? era safe. Large and heavy with the door wide open to show a few banknotes haphazardly strewn about the interior. I don't recall seeing any light fittings either. Who needs lights. They work 8 to 4!   
 
After paying our fee (about $US30) we searched for the shop. From previous blogs you know that a visit to the shop is usually a highlight. The Tonga Co-operative Food store would have done Soviet era Russia proud. There were no shelves, just boxes of stuff in piles on the  floor. There was no freezer or refrigerator. Nothing fresh. About 25 items were displayed on a bench with, helpfully, the price written below each. You stood at a counter and asked for what you wanted. We wanted beer, coke, sprite, eggs, potatoes, and flour. Actually our original list also included broccoli, tomatoes, and some other fresh greens but that part of the list vanished almost the instant we walked in. The revised list we had never had trouble filling before (except eggs) . They had local versions of Coke and Sprite (but strangely they came from California! They weren't local at all. So why not just sell Coke and Sprite? Something to do with how the country is run is a possibility). The only other thing that they had that we wanted was flour. But the minimum amount you could get was 5kg (10lbs). O.K. if it comes in a 5kg pack I'll get 5kg. But no, the flour is in a bulk container and they scoop out and weigh out 5kg and put it in a shopping bag ! Go figure.
 
Next we found the bakery. A mostly red tin shack on the edge of a never used cricket field (I knew it was a cricket field because it had a concrete pitch in the middle. A fact that would have escaped many other visitors, otherwise it just looked like a vacant plot of ground with 2 tire tracks running through it and places where the ground had been uprooted by pigs). A man had just arrived on a bicycle at the building a few minutes before we got there. He was the baker. The man said that all the bread was gone for today. Not unreasonable since it was well after lunchtime by now. We expected this, that's why we had bought the flour. To make bread. The man said that we could come back tomorrow at around 5am. Then we entered into negations about what time we could possibly make it. Clearly anytime before 10am was stretching it for us. That would mean getting up, making tea, drinking tea, listening to the radio nets and the weather, making breakfast, listening to Radio Australia, running the engine, watermaker, fridge (for 1 and a  half hours),  eating breakfast, washing the dishes, packing water, camera, lollies, pencils, pumping up the dinghy, dinghying ashore, tying up the dinghy and then walking 3 miles. No. Not before 10. Then he offered us some small fish that he had obviously just caught. No thank you (we had the half of Wahoo remember). Then the most extraordinary thing happened. He went into the shed and came back with a loaf of bread. That' s all we wanted all along! So we had 5kg of flour, and now we had a loaf. We didn't need (or want to carry 3 miles) 5kg of flour, So we gave him the flour. He felt its weight and expressed surprise. Everyone was happy. Strangely Annie said that we would come back tomorrow for more bread anyway. We may be the only people to have ever bought bread with flour! Who would take flour to a bakery? That's why you read these blogs.
 
All missions possible accomplished, we headed down the road home. About halfway we were lucky enough to be picked up by a school teacher. He spoke good English and we chatted. He asked what we were going to do tomorrow. Tomorrow was the Kings funeral. We said that we were thinking of going to visit the resort on a very nearby motu. He thought that was a good idea and as tomorrow was a holiday, therefore no school and he was free he offered to pick us up in his car tomorrow and take us there at any time we wished. Wow we said. Are you sure? Yes he said. We decided on ......10am. That way we could be at the bakery by 10 past (it  was on the way to the resort). Wow we didn't have to walk. Well to cut a long story (we were prepared and had lollies and pencils and as it turned out 2 hours to kill) short, by noon he hadn't appeared.  By then it was too late and too hot to walk to the bakery. And besides they were burying their King. We retired to the boat and rested, which we still needed. Then at about 5 we took up an earlier invitation to drinks on another boat (thank God, I only had 2 beers left)and ended up (mostly because of rain) coming home after 9 and not fed.
 
Next morning we decided to visit the resort. They most certainly had beer. We walked the 3 miles again. Again equipped with lollies and pencils. And water for us. We were cordially welcome by Laura an Englishwoman. We were a bit early (most unusual for us) for lunch and so Laura gave us a brief tour of the accommodations and left us to wander the coastline ( a beach only at high tide).  By the time we came back Laura was ready to make lunch for us, we were the only people there. We were offered Coke, Sprite or BEER!!!!  As it was early I asked for a Sprite and so did Annie. Well as it turned out there was only one Sprite. Oh well IN THAT CASE I"LL HAVE A VB!!! Australian beer and still over 2000 miles to go! After lunch and some  (very pleasant I must say) small talk I got to the point.  Yes they would sell us
beer to take away. Praise the Gods! At a trifling price of US$2.50 Cheaper
than Ivans (and 40 ml larger) Well actually almost the entire world is cheaper than Ivans
except the notoriously expensive French Polly. Considering we had to walk
(by now about 4 miles) I got 2 six packs. That should do I thought as we
were to leave the next day for a bigger island.
 
Well that didn't happen.