2boys
Mon 2 Dec 2013 15:56
I have never seen rain like that which is falling here in La Gomera. The
true definition of torrential still falls miserably short. To pass time, the
ocean rowers occasionally hang out at the Blue Marlin, a bar run by an
incredibly well known and energetic man they call Monolo. Monolo enjoys testing
us either with push up contests or every now and again, a good old arm-wrestle.
For years I've rated myself at this usually drunk pastime and so Monolo had met
his match. He could clearly tell from my firm grasp that it was game over for
the ripped 60 year old before it had started and so, after 10 mins of
complaining about this and that, he refused. So up stepped my first competitor,
a rower from the team Atlantic Splash (victory 1 to me). Up stepped 2 more of
his teams mates who all shared the same fate. Mr Turner who completed his row in
a 4 man Loughborough team in 2011 and has come out to watch our start (postponed
until noon Wednesday due to poor weather) gave me rather a tougher job, but even
he after 30 seconds was made to succumb. By now the blood was well and truly
pumping to my arms, and just as well, a crowd had accumulated and up stood 2
more from the Atlantic Polo Team. Professional Sportsman are fighters and i
could tell from their faces that this would be no different. Unfortunately for
them i had other plans, and i had my way with them in quick succession. There
was no need for a ‘whose next?’ from me as i was beginning to get comfy in my
chair, as no longer than a second after the last man left his seat had it been
filled by the solo rower Chris, whose boat is named Amigo. Chris must be near 50
and is a top guy with a keen interest in astronomy so he’s very much going to be
in his element over the next few months. However, astronomers are not renowned
arm wrestlers. However, much to my dismay, i was put under some serious strain
right from the off. I have spoken about the fear of embarrassment being a strong
one and so with all my might (almost all), i tamed his beastly arm and brought
him slowly down to my left and 10th victory. Life was good for a matter of
minutes before one of the largest ocean rowers I've ever seen took his seat. He
had been biding his time whilst watching me flatten half the fleet. He had
clearly had enough of this cocky 21 year old and Immediately looked comfortable
on his chair. I on the other hand begun to feel less so. The Swedish rower from
a team called Prosecta put up the victory of the evening. I would like to say
that i was fatigued but in reality as the horrific feeling of having your arm
pulled the wrong way at an alarming velocity flooded over me, i begun to realise
that my throne was about to be taken due to a lack in strength. The loss
signalled a low point and the end of my evening as i sloped back to the hotel
room. That was 3 nights ago. Since then Luke, who is currently cutting out
patches of leather for his soft hairless bum, and i, have been fine tuning our
on board systems and having a laugh with our new found friends. Luckily, the
rain has now tamed to torrential, so we’re off to get some food. J
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