Social friction and a spurned lover before a rush to beat the storm

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Philip Fearnhead
Sun 4 May 2014 12:44
Sunday 4th May 2014: Position
18:04.03N 063:05.67W
Bird Brain, the racing pigeon, came to dinner a few evenings ago escorted
by a feral pigeon who was making his amorous intentions clear as he flew in
loops around her while she (her gender now obvious) flew in a straight line
towards the boat. It was clear that she had come for dinner and he for
some other delight. To be fair, Bird Brain looked as though she had been
tailed, and had not invited the feral fella. Nonetheless, two birds on
board was too much for the skipper who sent the pair of them packing. Bird
Brain made her usual circuit before heading straight for the shore, while her
aspiring companion repeatedly flew towards, over and under her trying in vain to
get some kind of response. Bird Brain may have lost her bearings, but she
knew her station in life, and made it quite clear that she was not impressed to
have missed dinner because of her companion’s behaviour.
The following morning, Bird Brain came for breakfast unaccompanied.
She has remained single ever since. Although Bird Brain had quickly
learned that she has to roost ashore, she doesn’t seem to be doing too well at
finding food. Each day she arrives ravenous. Dry muesli (with the
fruit removed please) or cooked rice are her preferred foods, with bread a poor
substitute. These aristocratic tastes will have to change when I leave, or
she will go hungry. She may yet be forced to endure the rougher end of
pigeon society after all as she learns to forage for food. But who knows
what she does ashore already? She no longer dallies on the boat engaging
in polite “conversation” after meals, but instead returns promptly to shore with
a haughty look as if to say, “if you don’t appreciate me, I’ll find someone who
does”. Strange how similar pigeon and human social behaviours are.
On Friday I went to Lagoonies, about 1 3/4 miles away at the other end of
Simpson Bay Lagoon, for their customary Friday fish and chips dinner, washed
down with a bottle of Happy Hour beer. I didn’t stay for the music of
Koolberry Jam as the lengthening evenings now make it practical to return after
dinner with the last of the waning daylight. However, as I cast off from
the dock onto a glassy lagoon, I realised that the sky ahead was black with rain
clouds. The dinghy played its part as we sped over the smooth water racing
the storm. Strangely, but fortunately, there was no wind or waves to slow
us and we arrived back at the boat just as the rain commenced. Anguilla,
whose lights normally shine brightly across the channel, had disappeared into
the blackness: And Bird Brain was sitting on the poop deck wondering why HER
dinner had been delayed! |