Milk ballast

Tue 16 Feb 2010 16:42

I've updated our location on the map. It's only approximate, so as to hide our true location from the Barbary pirates who might be stalking us, hoping to steal our vast supplies of boxed chocolate milk. We will post exact locations once we're on the water.

There's an old military saying that "Amateurs talk tactics. Professionals talk logistics."

Well, my new saying is that "Amateurs talk water ballast. Professionals talk milk ballast." (And peanut butter ballast is for the exalted few. . . .)