Ua Huka Week 2 - Banana Split
 
                Pacific Bliss
                  Colin Price
                  
Sun  5 Feb 2012 06:18
                  
                | Banana Split come to Ua Huka Hane So, on Sunday 
the 15th of January, a week after we had arrived, a jaunty yellow 
catamaran sailed into Hane Bay and disturbed our peace - and what a 
wonderful disturbance it was.  Our gently gently approach lasted about 24 
hrs and by Monday night they were on board for drinks and we then arranging the 
days ahead.  Not only are the children, 
'Hector et Clemence', fantastic, the grown ups, 'Marie-Lawie 
et Arnaud', have a very similar approach to life and child care as 
us.       A big walk from Hokatu to 
Hana Hector, just days away from being 6 
years old, and Cosmo quickly got to grips with one another both 
immediatly armed with bits of wood and firing them off at everyone.   
Clemense aged 8.5 and Zinnia joined hands and "La La La'd" 
they're way slowly behind us all.  Baie de 
Hane Typical Marquesian fruit 
bowl   First stop natural salt water crystal 
clear pools with an array of wonderful colourful fish, octopus, sea urchins and 
cowries.  This was followed by a delicious lunch of fresh fish, wild goat, 
fei (cooking bananas) and mango.  Our host, Maurice, seems to be the source 
of all knowledge Marquesan and sets us off on an adventure to find hidden 
petroglyphs and tiki's with a very precious handdrawn map.       Cosmo upside 
down in a hole lookiing for shells.   Maurice's  map Armed with water and an enormous 
basket of mangoes for sustainance, we set off over the mountains .  
It's an easy walk but the the search for the illusive stone carvings, it's like 
playing hide and seek in the jungle. My favourite being a set of wonderful faces 
carved in to a stone that looks like it could easily be submerged in a stream 
when the rain comes.  The kids find the holes carved in the stone used for 
ancient tatoo dyes - fascinating.  And then on to the first attack on the 
mango scrump.    Pots for mixing 
tattoo ink  Hector 
sharpening machette Kids sitting on ancient petroglyph 
family     Flowers and pommegranites     The walk takes us over the hills with 
dramatic views over the bays.  After a good days romp we make it 
back to Hane's tikis.  Further down the hill we meet up with Terry the 
master sculptor and person in charge of the village museum and a 
wonderful mine of traditional boat building knowledge.  The children are 
invited the following day at 10am to a carving lesson.  Carving with 
Terry Having a wood carving lesson with 
Terry is like being taught to draw by Picaso.  Contrary to our 
expectation all of the children are mezmerized by there teacher there 
was silent concentraition for the entire 2 hours,  Cosmo mostly with his 
tongue out true evidence that he's using all his brain power.   After 
a quick attempt of stilt walk on some of Terry's carved stilts it's time 
to leave him in peace, but the children are super delighted to now be the 
proud owners of beautiful pencil holders.            A lesson in nose-flutes     So often the workshops are full of 
hidden, and often unfinished, treasures.  This tiki for example    Hatuana  We head to a secret anchorage - 
that is not marked on the charts, and is in an area of 'unsurveyed' 
coastline.  Its marvellous and a fabulous place for Hector to enjoy 
his birthday.  Whilst we prepare food the children are left to 
fend for themselves so they canoe ashore and then run riot over the cliffs in 
caves and on the surf and sand.     Friends -  
and ....  Another hand 
drawn chart to find the hidden cave. Before we left Hana we where handed a 
sack full of meat and on closer inspection we realise the rib bones where rather 
too be a large billy and given it was from our friends the horse rustlers we 
suspect that it will be the first taste of horse.  Ironically it will be 
the De Belinay's first experience too, proving not all French eat horse.  
Luckily Z and the children don't put 2 and 2 together.  Zinnia really 
wouldn't be able to cope with the fact she's just eaten 'International 
Velvet'  and it is perhaps one of the stranger foods a child would expect 
to be eating at his birthday party.....  But for the record what frogs legs 
are too chicken horse is to beef.  Just as well really as we now had a 
freezer full,  after word got out that the English boat eats horse we were 
offered rather a large amount by a very nice wood carver we'd met, and 
given it's rude to refuse anything offered we packed it in the 
freezer.       So the beach in Hatuana Hector 
found an amazing group of petroglyphs and we ambled around on the top of a 
cliff for half an hour before finding the rather stunning caves with light 
shining through under the ocean to light up the water like neon.  
  But the best thing about this bay is 
it's remote and the beach seems to have missed the attentions of the 
dreaded 'NO-NO'.    A walk up behind the beach 
ensemble Having rested up some, 
and having walked the valley it was 
time to be up early the next day to make an attempt at high tide to climb the 
plateau to bird island just about 1km away.  I thought the plan some what 
ridiculous and so did Marie-Lawie but for the four kids and dads the idea of 
rock climbing and then running around a massive tern nesting 
ground collecting fish flavoured eggs was all too extradinary to be 
missed.  On route just after dawn we found our boats floating through 
a pod of about 200 frollicking spinner Doulphins, they are definitley the 
most playful of all the varieties of dolphins we've seen to 
date.                Happy couple and 
unhappy eggs  Then on to the climb. With two 
deliveries of kids to the small ledge done, Arnaud and Colin jury rig the 
bosons chair up at the top of the cliff face and then teach the children in a 
rather adhoc way to climb and then absail down.  Marie-lawie decided that 
living through a Hitchcock scene from 'The Birds' was probably worth a 
miss.  We've now learnt how the locals collect eggs having had a rather 
disasterous cracking of half matured fetus, but not all is lost at least the 
children where given a more indepth natural history lesson.  The way it is 
actually done, is to turn up early in the morning, scour the island for ALL 
the eggs there, and throw them in the sea.  Then, wait a bit, and go back 
in the after noon.  Lo-and-behold, all the eggs you find will be 
fresh.  Do this for 3 days, and then leave the island with all your eggs 
ready cracked into plastic bottles. We did not stay that long.  Back 
on the boats for a quick rounding of the islands and a double manta spot.  
Then time to find some sand for our anchor.  All this before 
10am    Haavei 
again Its a rather mysterious place 
obviously rather a smart residence back in the 60's and 70's with a Swimming 
pool and rather groovy furniture dating back from this time,  but all 
is now gone to seed since Josph Lychtle, the family patriarch, died in 
2005.  The valley was obviously a thriving fruit farm but now probably 
due to a serious lack of rain and the old boy dieing the place is rather 
sad and dry.  it doesn't stop us from picking up a mountain of limes, 
mangoes and bitter manderines,  there's enough here for a years' 
supply.  We do however pass on the opportunity eat the 'lapin' one cute 
animal a week is enough. After two afternoons on the beach the 
kids and dads are starting to get decidedly tired of the No-No's and everyones 
backs have been eaten to bits whilst building monster sand castles.  Some of the team 
wanted to go right and some left.. Vaipeei It's a month now and all our fresh 
veg have pretty much come to an end.  The only place we've seen 
anything green for sale has been in Vaipeei so we head to this rather dramatic 
ravine of an anchorage.  it's only achievable with both fore and aft 
anchors, and after 4 days it's almost impossible to lift the stern anchor not 
without a lot of tugging.on the winch.  Our friends on Banana Split are 
brilliant like us we don't want to live in each others pockets and we both like 
hanging out with local folk.  An unsaid competition  seems to have 
evolved and each day whilst we're here both familys comes back to the bay to 
share our daily scrump.  By the end of our stay we have amounted 
14 different varieties of fruit.  Our personal favourite is the 
monster 'Haricot' that Coco finds to be a useful excuse for a 
moustach,  against all expectation it's the most delicious bean we've ever 
eaten.  Mango, grapefruit, guava, pomme cannelle, limes, green oranges, Avocado pears, 
breadfruit, Banana, waxapple, Starfruit, Pomegranate, star gooseberry, coconut, 
Water Melon, Pink 
grapefruit !   this count was increased by 4 
by the time we reached Hiva Oa: Pinapple, 
Passion fruit, Kaffer Lime, Papaya With the exception of the pineapples 
all of these fruits where given to us and it's never just one it's always a 
sack.        On arrival at Vaipee there's one 
other boat, it looks like whoever was on it has left in a decided hurry, sails 
not backed away, gib sheet party unrolled, gas bottles on the back step but no 
sign of life or any vessel on the shore or boat in which to escape 
on. But this being a small island, nothing would have escaped the notice 
of some if not all the residents.  Turns out they're a couple of 
young hippy Americans just come in from Hawaii avoiding the 
authorities and having a bumper load of experiences. Having tolerated the 
70mile an hour winds whilst on the trip down.  John learnt to sail three 
years ago and Nia who is half mexican and covered in a wonderful 
assortment of tattoos had never been on a boat before,  whilst she 
didn't complain once on the trip she did mention that she was only about 
90% concerned for a large preportion of the trip. We finally met these 
guys  whilst having super with Daniel (the tattooed guy with 
wonderful  house from earlier) and what a bizarre night that turned 
out to be.  Having been ready and waiting on the quay at the 
aloted time  we find no Daniel.  Having 
wandered up towards his house for about an hour we decided to head home and have 
a TV dinner.  Just about to put food on the plates when we have a tap tap 
tap on the stern asking us to join the lift up to Daniel 
and  Colette's house.  Everyone is looking dressed and ready for 
dinner.  Luckily the children are fed and then dispatched in front of the 
TV whilst the grown ups drink wine and partake in predinner smokers.  The 
glasses continue to be charged, and another round of smoking for those who 
partake.  By 11pm Colin and I are chomping at the bit, and the children are 
in desperate need of getting to bed, but what can you do, we're a captive 
audience, or perhaps, just perhaps, we're the dinner!  It seems Daniel's 
party piece is to sniff around you, play acting the savage warrier of 
yester-year from Ua Huka.  Supper finally on the table at 11.30pm. 
All OK with the grown ups, but come 1am when he was doing the same to Z 
it's could be a little concerning, if Z didn't have a brilliant sense of humour 
and love the whole silly business.  They are magic folk the food was 
totally delicious, their home imaculate and lovely lovely Colette 
is totally sweet and really rather normal.  Vaipee sky at night with 
us  - Courtesy of Jon on s/v Only Child The following day has to be really 
rather late and lazy, we're treated to lunch on Banana Split.  More of the 
same thing, but how could you ever get bored of sashimi, salad and breadfruit 
chips.  OOH and what a magic treat for the children,  we went in 
search of a foal who was a day old and who's mother had die after giving 
birth.  Only just stable on her pins but already behaving like a lap dog so 
the children where able to pet her.  Incredible.  The Taporo supply 
boat blocks off the bay for a few hectic hours of copra trading       A bit tricky litfing the stern anchor even with two heafty 
blokes Haveii again 
again    We had our final supper with Banana 
Split, and the children where able to have there day long play with one 
another but we're all heading in the opposite directions so, until we return to 
Europe, we have to bid them a fond farwell. The kids are distraught and the 
adults on Pacific Bliss aren't far behind them.  So with heavy hearts we 
all wake the following day  only to find Manta Rays cruising around our 
deserted bay.  For about an hour we all individually get to swim with these 
wonderful creatures and when I say swim it so close you have to be terribly 
careful not to run into them.  If Cosmo had got any closer I suspect he 
might have been sucked in to that huge gaping mouth in mistake for 
pankton.             Used cooking oil drum-tree We've promised to go for pizza at the 
snack van on Saturday night,  Frank and Stephanie our friends who run it 
tell us they're the best pizza's on the island,  this is a huge 
understatement they're about the best pizza's we've ever eaten, plus we get a 
massive bag of assorted coloured peppers from there garden thrown 
in. God we love this place it's so hard 
to leave it's a gem and a place that so few folk feel happy to hang out in due 
to the difficult landing conditions.  But for us it's been a love affair 
and something we're happy to repeat once Colins parents are with 
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